The Ultimate "Stranded On A Desert Island" Quiz

tarak · Apr 18, 2014

Okay my mind never tires of these, "You're stranded on a desert island and you get one...." type scenarios. Most of you probably hate them. But here goes...
You're stranded on a temperate island. Averages 70-80 degrees. By the gift of God or magic, you are able to keep one large trunk with the following choices:
1. An adequate supply of one pipe tobacco to smoke frequently.

2. One pipe that you currently own (don't worry, you get free pipe cleaners)

3. One alcoholic beverage to savor on special occasions

4. One book/book series (other than the bible since even I'd name that first)

5. One small item for a hobby or entertainment (i.e. musical instrument, cards).

6. One non-perishable food item to open to celebrate your first year of survival.
I'd choose:
1. McClelland Christmas Cheer

2. Savinelli Punto Oro Mister G

3. A decent scotch

4. Harry Potter series (somehow that felt less nerdy than LOTR but now I don't know...)

5. A recorder- decently easy to play, require almost no maintenance, not much to break or wear out.

6. Something sweet like Hostess Cupcakes

redbeard · Apr 18, 2014

1. Luxury Bullseye Flake (big shocker for me right?)

2. Butz Choquin Simoun (my designated LBF smoker)

3. Buffalo Trace Whiskey

4. This is tough since I don't read too often... But something from Preston and Child (sci-fi type stuff)

5. Kit kat bar probably lol

captainsousie · Apr 18, 2014

Like the catagories.
1. Low Country Black or Butera Pelican (hard choice)

2. Ryan Alden strawberry wood billiard (easy choice)

3. MacAllan 30 whisky (really easy)

4. Either the Discworld series or the Harry Dresden series (hard choice)

5. I suppose my tuba doesn't count as small so I would take my Ibanez accoustic since electronics are out (If I have to...)

6. A can of haggis.

gtclark · Apr 18, 2014

1. Peterson University Flake

2. Savinelli Bing's Favorite

3. Dalwhinnie

4. A Practical Guide to Shipbuilding

5. My Martin acoustic guitar

6. Little Debbie oatmeal cookies (though they wouldn't make it a year around me!)

saint007 · Apr 18, 2014

1) Sillem's Red (Virginia with a kiss of brown Cavendish)

2) Meerschaum Calabash since meers don't have the down time that briars do

3) Kettle One

4) My iPad/headphones with over 6,000 songs & internet (given it would always be juiced up)

5) huge can of peaches

6) a real live Kate Upton wearing only a grass skirt who like talking Football and College Baseball :wink:.

fearsclave · Apr 18, 2014

Escudo or Capstan Blue

My Blatter & Blatter bent Bulldog

Cask strength Edradour

Iain M. Banks' Culture novels (awesome science fiction, if you haven't heard)

A fishing rod

A bar of nice dark chocolate.

billypm · Apr 18, 2014

1) P&W Dummerston

2) A Pre-trans Barling Quaint

3) John Power Irish whiskey

4) The Patrick O'Brian Aubrey/Maturin series

5) My Gibson J45

6) Trader Joe's Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds

bubblehead33 · Apr 18, 2014

1) MacBaren ODF

2) A little basket Straight Dublin

3) Crown Royal

4) The Complete Sherlock Holmes series

5) Deck of Cards

6) Hostess Twinkies

jmill208 · Apr 18, 2014

1. An adequate supply of one pipe tobacco to smoke frequently.

2. One pipe that you currently own (don't worry, you get free pipe cleaners)

3. One alcoholic beverage to savor on special occasions

4. One book/book series (other than the bible since even I'd name that first)

5. One small item for a hobby or entertainment (i.e. musical instrument, cards).

6. One non-perishable food item to open to celebrate your first year of survival.

1. Rattray's Bagpipers Dream

2. Boswell Poker

3. Pappy Van Winkle Bourbon

4. Steinbeck novels

5. Fishing rod or bow

6. Pringles

peckinpahhombre · Apr 18, 2014

1. An adequate supply of one pipe tobacco to smoke frequently.

Stonehaven

2. One pipe that you currently own (don't worry, you get free pipe cleaners)

Michael Parks blasted bent billiard.

3. One alcoholic beverage to savor on special occasions

1998 Chateau Petrus

4. One book/book series (other than the bible since even I'd name that first)

A Song of Ice and Fire series

5. One small item for a hobby or entertainment (i.e. musical instrument, cards).

A Czech tool

6. One non-perishable food item to open to celebrate your first year of survival.

One of those massive Toblerone bars I see in Costco every Christmas.

7. *censored*

Kate Upton

saint007 · Apr 18, 2014

Hey Peck, Kate is already on my island, see above! :D

saint007 · Apr 18, 2014

Hey Peck, Kate is already on my island, see above! :D

saint007 · Apr 18, 2014

Hey Peck, Kate is already on my island, see above! :D
We've been talking all morning about the 13 inning Baseball game last night between LSU(8) and Ole Miss(10). She was so nervous about the game's outcome she had to constantly adjust her grass skirt. :wink:
But, if you have to have her, I'll trade het for one of those custom pipes of yours and let Alexandria Daddario take her place.

peckinpahhombre · Apr 18, 2014

Saint, you labeled her as a food item. She is pissed at you, thinks you're a pig, and backed out of your deal.

saint007 · Apr 18, 2014

You mean hotties aren't a food group?

fadingdaylight · Apr 18, 2014

He was planning on eating her...

fadingdaylight · Apr 18, 2014

Hmmmm....
1. ODF, great all day smoke

2. Really partial to an MM Diplomat this week

3. Can I just get coffee for this one?

4. Ian Irvine's "A View From The Mirror" Quartet

5. Does solar-powered-global-satelite-smartphone count?

6. Beef Jerky

peckinpahhombre · Apr 18, 2014

He was planning on eating her...

saint007 · Apr 18, 2014

I've been told that Brazilian food was good. :roll:

dottiewarden · Apr 18, 2014

Cigar Leaf, pure and simple

Chacom Salsa 297 (Canadian)

Laphroaig Single Malt Whiskey

Shakespeare

Swiss Army Knife

Beef Jerky
I’m not a cannibal or I’d also swap the beef jerky for a young woman.

The Ultimate "Stranded On A Desert Island" Quiz

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