My wife has not been overly pleased (to put it mildly) with my new tobacco related hobby. At her insistence, I purchased an "herbal tobacco alternative". The contents of this stuff were listed as "mugwort, mullein, and coltsfoot". All of these things are relatively safe to smoke. This stuff arrived today and I dutifully filled my pipe with the hippy mixture, and lit it up. Words fail me when I try to describe just how unpleasant this experience was. The smell as I lit it was not pleasant. It burned my mouth, it burned my throat, and my lungs (did not directly inhale the stuff). The taste was so foul, that 1 bowl of 1Q, my lunch, a good scrubbing with my toothbrush, a brownie, and several altoids, could not purge it from my mouth. I have learned my lesson, and sincerely hope that my experience saves anyone who reads this a similar fate. Tobacco only in this mans pipe!