Sweet Ass Pipe

ruscho

Starting to Get Obsessed

Jul 8, 2014

134

0

• Aug 3, 2014

• #1

I mean it:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-nude-woman-smoking-pipe-tits-doggy-style-sexy-breasts-4-5-pink-sex-collect-/261549606568?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3ce59246a8

 

numbersix

Lifer

Jul 27, 2012

5,449

53

• Aug 3, 2014

• #2

You weren't joking - lol!

 

ruscho

Starting to Get Obsessed

Jul 8, 2014

134

0

• Aug 3, 2014

• #3

I dunno...might taste like crap

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Just run a pipe cleaner through it...
What I find somewhat concerning is that it looks well smoked.

 

thesmokingtexan

Can't Leave

Jul 11, 2014

343

1

• Aug 3, 2014

• #4

Got to stick the pipe cleaner somewhere

 

mso489

Lifer

Feb 21, 2013

41,210

60,459

• Aug 3, 2014

• #5

And for the tobacco, maybe Dark Obsession.

 

ruscho

Starting to Get Obsessed

Jul 8, 2014

134

0

• Aug 3, 2014

• #6

Or Mississippi Mud

 

yaddy306

Lifer

Aug 7, 2013

1,372

504

Regina, Canada

• Aug 4, 2014

• #7

So were you just casually searching ebay for "pipe + doggy style" and this auction came out of nowhere and surprised you? 8)

 

puffy

Lifer

Dec 24, 2010

2,511

98

North Carolina

• Aug 4, 2014

• #8

How does one smoke it?

 

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natenice1

Can't Leave

Jun 15, 2014

418

0

• Aug 4, 2014

• #9

With gentle tongue action! :clap:

 

carlweis

Starting to Get Obsessed

Jun 7, 2014

146

1

• Aug 4, 2014

• #10

dear Lord I about busted a gut laughing about this post..... everything that came to my mind has already been said. I am having a hard time coming up with something to add lol hahahahahaahahhaah!

 

tuold

Lifer

Oct 15, 2013

2,133

166

Beaverton,Oregon

• Aug 4, 2014

• #11

"Pipe includes a real coconut bowl"
I hate the ones with fake coconut bowls.

 

ruscho

Starting to Get Obsessed

Jul 8, 2014

134

0

• Aug 4, 2014

• #12

So were you just casually searching ebay for "pipe + doggy style" and this auction came out of nowhere and surprised you?

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Haha, I was wondering who'd be the first to question how I end up at this auction.
I find quite indicative of this forum the fact that there are now two bidders
Great buy for the guy whose wife does not approve of pipe smoking: "Honey, I'm just practicing my technique, that's all."

 

saltedplug

Lifer

Aug 20, 2013

5,194

5,100

• Aug 4, 2014

• #13

I must say that this is a very unusual, but life-like, design.

 

olewaylon

Can't Leave

Oct 14, 2012

445

0

• Aug 4, 2014

• #14

looks like she would take a wide pipe cleaner quite easily.

 

yaddy306

Lifer

Aug 7, 2013

1,372

504

Regina, Canada

• Aug 4, 2014

• #15

Pipe cleaners: bristled, for her pleasure...

 

phil67

Lifer

Dec 14, 2013

2,052

7

• Aug 4, 2014

• #16

I think the sellers description title cracked me up more than anything!

 

rangerearthpig

Part of the Furniture Now

Jan 5, 2014

858

1

• Aug 4, 2014

• #17

I wouldn't buy it. Look closely...there's a big crack on the mouthpiece.

 

hawke

Lifer

Feb 1, 2014

1,346

4

Augusta, Ga

• Aug 4, 2014

• #18

A pipe that "should" gurgle when used.

 

woodsroad

Lifer

Oct 10, 2013

11,781

16,104

SE PA USA

• Aug 4, 2014

• #19

The chick is smokin', but I'll bet she'll leave you with rim burn.

 

rcstan

Lifer

Mar 7, 2012

1,466

8

Sunset Beach NC

• Aug 4, 2014

• #20

Well. It appears to be one of those "pre-coloured" deals. If it had a stem to fit "the opening" then it would be a bit more functional as a pipe. Even then, whilst appreciating nude artwork on Meers and actually owning one, I find this one a bit vulgar.