Stolen Toaster

marmal4de

Lifer

Feb 20, 2011

2,315

4

Richmond, BC

• Apr 12, 2011

• #1

A few days ago my toaster (Honda Element) was unceremoniously removed from my driveway, I got it back intact (minus the broken driver's side window, and screwey ignition) this afternoon, all was great till I noticed my peterson silver lid was missing from it's special spot. Heartbreaking. I saved for a LONG time to be able to afford that pipe. My CDs were gone too, but thats not a big deal cause I use my iphone for tunes.
That m**********r.
EDIT: didn't mean to put this in 'general pipe discussion' sorry.

 

tanless1

Part of the Furniture Now

Sep 14, 2010

643

1

• Apr 12, 2011

• #2

That just stinks !! Have we not heard of a "slim jim" ? What is wrong with the youth of today ?

 

lyst36

Starting to Get Obsessed

Feb 28, 2011

203

0

• Apr 12, 2011

• #3

I can't stand people like that! I had my car broken into in my driveway once and they ripped out my dash and took my cd player. I wasn't that upset about the player but I did miss the Misery Signals cd inside. I feel like there is a special place in Hell for people that commit these crimes.

 

unclearthur

Lifer

Mar 9, 2010

6,875

5

• Apr 12, 2011

• #4

That sucks! Will your insurance cover the stolen pipe?

 

maduroman

Part of the Furniture Now

May 15, 2010

662

1

• Apr 12, 2011

• #5

i feel hanging is to good for anyone who takes another man's dog, pipe, truck or booze

 

hobie1dog

Lifer

Jun 5, 2010

6,888

233

67

Cornelius, NC

• Apr 12, 2011

• #6

People suck :crying:

 

marmal4de

Lifer

Feb 20, 2011

2,315

4

Richmond, BC

• Apr 12, 2011

• #7

Sadly my insurance doesn't cover items contained within people do suck hobie. As for hanging, that may suffice, not by the neck tho, more like by the ankles from my castle wall, a message to any other misbehaving serfs :P

 

kcvet67

Part of the Furniture Now

Jul 6, 2010

968

0

• Apr 12, 2011

• #8

not by the neck tho, more like by the ankles

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Why not pick a spot halfway between the neck and ankles? (Assuming that the perpetrator is male.) I'd suggest using rusty barbed wire rather than rope. :wink:

 

marmal4de

Lifer

Feb 20, 2011

2,315

4

Richmond, BC

• Apr 12, 2011

• #9

Why not pick a spot halfway between the neck and ankles? (Assuming that the perpetrator is male.) I'd suggest using rusty barbed wire rather than rope.

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When I am elected tsar/caliph/king/emperor/ruler of the universe, you can be my vizier.

 

bubbadreier

Lifer

Jul 30, 2010

3,011

3

Norman, Oklahoma

• Apr 13, 2011

• #10

A car is one thing, but a pipe!! :evil: OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!!

 

unclearthur

Lifer

Mar 9, 2010

6,875

5

• Apr 13, 2011

• #11

I agree Bubba!!

 

collindow

Part of the Furniture Now

Jul 15, 2010

738

4

Portland, OR

• Apr 13, 2011

• #12

The worst thing: the little bastard is probably smoking weed or some other vile substance in the noble pipe now. It's a horrible thought.

 

lonestar

Lifer

Mar 22, 2011

2,854

161

Edgewood Texas

• Apr 13, 2011

• #13

That sucks man. What really sucks is, the police usually act like they dont care much.

If the people doing crap like this actually got punished for the crimes, we might see less of it.

I say (with all sincerity) we bring back the whip for criminals.

Fifty lashes, well laid on.

 

puffintuff

Can't Leave

Dec 14, 2010

437

0

• Apr 13, 2011

• #14

Nothing worse than a thief. Shoot first, ask questions later.

 

bubbadreier

Lifer

Jul 30, 2010

3,011

3

Norman, Oklahoma

• Apr 13, 2011

• #15

Nothing worse than a thief. Shoot first, ask questions later.

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Well puffintuff that just doesn't make sense at all... That is why I ask questions while shooting!

 

puffintuff

Can't Leave

Dec 14, 2010

437

0

• Apr 13, 2011

• #16

I ask questions while shooting!

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That's funny.
I like the line in the Clint Eastwood movie "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly",

when Tucu says "When it's time to shoot, shoot, don't talk".

 

abecox

Starting to Get Obsessed

Sep 8, 2010

197

0

• Apr 13, 2011

• #17

Man that sucks! They oughtta hang them from the steeples!
Though I find it funny cause I too drive a "Toaster" and I didn't know anybody else called it that.

 

hilojohnny

Lifer

Oct 2, 2010

1,607

0

• Apr 13, 2011

• #18

Sorry to hear of your encounter with this "misunderstood youth"....The penalties mentioned above are worthy indeed....

 

schmitzbitz

Lifer

Jan 13, 2011

1,165

2

Port Coquitlam, B.C.

• Apr 13, 2011

• #19

That truely sucks Marm; man, if I see someone smoking funny stuff out of a Silver Lid Pete down at the Art Gallery next week, I'll give you a ring.
The lack of respect for personal property is reaching sickening levels - it wasn't that long ago I felt comfortable leaving the windows in my house open on a muggy summers day, something I certainly wouldn't consider these days. Hell, I lock the house up to run to the corner store, literally across the street and three houses down.

 

lordnoble

Lifer

Jul 13, 2010

2,677

14

• Apr 13, 2011

• #20

The sliver lining in this (albeit extremely thin and small), is that now you have an excuse to get one of these lovelies...
I know you saved for the one you lost, but I think no one could fault you for getting a replacement for it... :wink:
-Jason