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Something missing from this pipe babe?

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  1. jpmcwjr

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    Is this lovely lass missing something? Can we blame bad Photoshop, or just an unusual anatomy...?

    The above image was posted in a thread that was just closed before the question was spoken to.

    I know that you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
    Posted 10 months ago #
  2. crashthegrey

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    Tobacco in the pipe?

    Posted 10 months ago #
  3. npod

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    The bottom half was cropped because in the original picture she is missing something (pants).

    Neal
    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Looks like she is mostly missing breasts. I suspect she doesn't really smoke a pipe either.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  5. cosmicfolklore

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    You dirty ol' men, dwelling on the lack of pants, ha ha.

    Michael
    Posted 10 months ago #
  6. jvnshr

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    She is Johanne Landbo (Danish), photographed for Playboy. She is not a pipe smoker. You are welcome.

    Javan
    Posted 10 months ago #
  7. shanez

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    jnnshr beat me to the name but the pipe is real (even though she's not technically smoking it):

    Posted 10 months ago #
  8. voorhees

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    I see it peekin!!

    Jason
    Posted 10 months ago #
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    That'll work...

    Posted 10 months ago #
  10. carolinachurchwarden

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    She is not a pipe smoker.

    But,but,but,she gots all the stuffs to be one. Look! There in her left hand! I see a pouch of tobacco, some matches, and she's even striking a match! She's gotta be a pipe smoker!

    "If you can't send money, send tobacco." - George Washington

    Posted 10 months ago #
  11. woodsroad

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    "My girlfriend has no nose."
    "How does she smell?"
    "Awful."

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    I dated a girl once who through defect had her breasts on her back..weird to look at but fun to slow dance with

    Faugh a Ballagh
    Posted 10 months ago #
  13. scloyd

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    Something missing from this pipe babe?

    Yes, some weight.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  14. bluto

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    What’s missing

    .. me and my capt’n hat

    “listen: there’s a hell
    of a good universe next door; let’s go”
    Posted 10 months ago #
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    I like coffee exceedingly.
    - H. P. Lovecraft
    Posted 10 months ago #
  16. bluto

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    Bump

    ..

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Right on the edge this thread is.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  18. bluto

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    We are a couple of wild and crazy guys

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    looks like Voldemorts girlfriend, Dan!

    Posted 10 months ago #
  20. chasingembers

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    looks like Voldemorts girlfriend

    According to "The Cursed Child", that would be the mother of his daughter, Bellatrix Lestrange.

    Even Voldemort has standards.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  21. jpmcwjr

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    Thanks Neal. Is the original photo postable? It really looks like her buttocks should be showing, but maybe it was Photoshopped, or she just has a very low slung behind.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  22. bluto

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    The butless babe mystery

    Ok gang , let’s split up

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Whew! Good to know. She does have a derrière, and it's in the right place. Thanks, Javan.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  24. woodsroad

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    Looks like someone 'shopped a nose on to her.
    EDIT: I found the original:

    Posted 10 months ago #
  25. jpmcwjr

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    Dan,

    You are being naughty today. Love it!

    And I bet she smells just fine.....

    Posted 10 months ago #
  26. woodsroad

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    She doesn't smell at all!

    Posted 10 months ago #
  27. bluto

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    Oh , grow up

    Posted 10 months ago #
  28. npod

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    Here is the original photo

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Ohhhhh....there's Waldo.

    Ubi Ignis Est?
    Posted 10 months ago #
  30. bluto

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    Those auto rollers are a great way to furl a jib

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Dang... Y'all are salty tonight.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  32. hoosierpipeguy

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    piper & bluto, hilarious posts! LMAO

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    She is a model...of what? Not very attractive, to this old man...I'd rather look at my "baby"

    Now, she is sexy.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    That is possibly the least nautical-looking hat I have ever seen in a nautical themed photo. And also, she needs some steak and potatoes.

    A man who serves his country is a patriot. A man who serves his government is an employee. The two are not always the same thing.
    Posted 10 months ago #
  35. jpmcwjr

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    Oh, she IS wearing a hat. Didn't notice, but you're rightL Looks like a Russian Army cap.

    And roller furling is a godsend when undermanned (or womaned) but they did a lousy job of rolling it in, unless that's an 80' mast or so.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  36. seldom

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    Is this lovely lass missing something?

    My loving embrace.
    Just kidding. I count my lucky stars for my wonderful and beautiful wife.

    Seldom Seen
    Posted 10 months ago #
  37. chewuch

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    I'm off this site before the masturbation starts. Probably too late though.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  38. bluto

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    So , the fancy pipe , blew her pants right off , is that your statement ..

    .. and , where can I get one ..

    Posted 10 months ago #
  39. madox07

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    Very nice, very nice indeed ... what more can you ask? She smokes a pipe, she isn't wearing any pants, and she has a bit of breasts too ... I wouldn't mind meeting the lass, even if she may not know how to smoke. The intention counts though

    Sea Wolf Pipers

    "Like the mariners of old, a loner is acceptable but a pipe is best enjoyed in a pack"
    Posted 10 months ago #
  40. woodsroad

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    “Oh, grow up”

    Huh?

    Posted 10 months ago #
  41. chasingembers

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    Not very attractive, to this old man..

    Same

    Posted 10 months ago #
  42. bluto

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    I'm not gonna kick her out of bed for farting

    Posted 10 months ago #
  43. zack24

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    Sometimes it's hard to tell which post takes it over the edge...It might have been this one "I'm off this site before the masturbation starts. Probably too late though." or maybe this one..."I'm not gonna kick her out of bed for farting"....

    But in either case...We're done on this one...

    Thanks,
    Zack

    Posted 10 months ago #

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