Machado, I understand your dilemma, and can sympathize! When I started smoking, I didn’t realize that there was heat involved in the process. Matches scare me, too, since, as a child, I accidentally burned the family house to the ground. But by the time I realized that there was no avoiding combustion while smoking (after making many posts here - thank you kind PipesMagazine friends!), it was too late. I was hopelessly addicted to the evil weed. Why doesn’t the Government warn people about such things? I tend to sweat a lot, changing clothes six or seven times in a typical work day, just avoid embarrassing wet splotches. I tried just wearing less clothes, stripping down to my skivvies in the the office, but the chairs we have leave unsightly marks on my posterior.
So here are a few things that I do in the summer months to mitigate the heat:
1. Smoke in the shower. Works best with a waterproof pipe, like a Brylon. Use waterproof matches. A blend like Capt. Monochromatic works well, since it’s already soaking wet.
2. Pack yourself in ice. At first, I thought this was an impractical suggestion, due to the prohibitive cost of buying ice. But I discovered that the local fish market throws out their ice at the end of the day! The latent aromas add to my fantasy of being aboard a four-masted schooner, plying the icy waters of the wild and turbulent North Atlantic!
3. Get a second freezer. I often see old freezers being thown out, so I dragged one home and plugged it in. Eureka! Instand Anti-Sauna! Just be sure to let a friend know where you are, since there’s no door handle on the inside, and someone should be around to let you out after a while.
Anyways, I hope this helps. I have some other suggestions, but I have to go walk the cats and vacuum the lawn before the guys show up for throat-singing practice.