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plateauguy

Lifer
Mar 19, 2013
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For all of us Seniors . . . Anyone under 50 - don't believe the bull about the "Golden Years!".
* ATD- At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center
* DWI- Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL- Living on Lipitor
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry... Gas
* TOT- Texting on Toilet
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
* LTIP - Laughed Till I Peed
* GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

 

saint007

Part of the Furniture Now
Dec 22, 2013
630
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NWAGHO...Jack Nicholson from "The Bucket List".
Never waste a good............!

 

brdavidson

Lifer
Dec 30, 2012
2,017
5
Oh my God! I have tears running down my face right now. I've just copied these and forwarded them to my boss and my parents!!!!! :worship:

 
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