Samplers

I got an email last night from someone I didn't know. He referenced my hoard of Condor and asked for a sample, offering to pay for it. I may have this guy all wrong, but in the end it seems to me that first he was phishing for me to send it free, which wanting to be a good guy, I offered to do. Note that he did offer to pay for it, but the good do not charge for samples. Note also that he referred to my stash as a "hoard," a further inducement for me to send it free, as he had reminded me of how much I had, and thus subtly inducing me to largesse. So I ask him to pm me his address, and he does without a word of thanks or appropriate gratitude for the gift, and he also phishes for my "UK connection," I suppose to try to get a deal himself as he supposes I have.
For me the foundation of my suspicions, which I had had from the very start, as I don't know him and won't think of hitting up someone for a sample unless I knew them, even if only by both us contributing to a thread and recognizing one another in the process, was not a word of thanks when I offered to send it free. I think he took advantage of the camaraderie on the tobacco boards.
So Mr. Fisher, no tobacco for you! You get nothing! Be gone and trouble me no more else I blast you, by name, on this board and the several other boards on which I participate. I suppose it never occurred to you to buy it yourself from the vendors listed explicitly by me and others.