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Sail away in a hot air Balloon ?

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  1. ernest

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    What peeves you off,and would be enough figuratively,to entice you to sail away in a hot air balloon and watch the ground get farther and farther away?

    Mine would be at Christmas,when yet again,I get that article of clothing that doesn't fit.Yet the gift in return,fits in there wallet nicely.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    I don't know about Peeves, but all I want Christmas is the 3 P's:

    Pound of Tobacco
    Pipe
    Pack of matches

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    When I buy something expensive,and 31 days later,wonder why I wanted it so bad.

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    I hate that ernest!! I do it so often you would like I would learn... I buy it and then wonder why I bought it, and it always hits me a day after the return policy ends.

    Mason jars and bale top jars, mason jars and bale top jars.... that is all!

    "There’s truth in the statement that pipe tobacco will never be any less expensive than it is today, so think of your cellar as a cost averaged investment" - G.L. Pease
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    When Lions don't finish off the trainers.

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    When the 40 year old fish gets caught and eaten in 30 minutes

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    When an item breaks the day after the warranty expires .

    If at first you don't succeed you are running about average.
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    When I have kept something for years, then need two days after I throw it away.

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    LMAO!! Thats happened way to many times for me.I'm probably short a couple grand because of it.

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    women.

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    HaHaHa, I'm gonna follow you around here tonight spacecowboy57.I like your attitude.

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    Sunday blue laws and Indiana's liquor laws in general.

    I want to sail my balloon to Missouri, seriously, it's my dream.

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    Having to breathe all the 499 obnoxious nasty-ass chemicals from the friggen ass-wipe degenerates who smoke cigarettes inside the office I unfortunately work at, and then have to step over them as they all litter the floor thinking that some other person that is inferior to them will have to sweep or pick them up. Totally ignorant to the fact that there is absolutely zero difference in throwing a whole bag of trash on the floor. You had to get me started didn't ya?.....lol. Then there's the bought and paid for worthless politicians who want the Sheeple to pay for everything they get free for the rest of their lives.

    Marry the right person, this one decision will determine 90% of your happiness.

    Does a culture based on seperation and competition, of scientific sophistication and mideval religion, offer happiness even as it ravishes the Earth that sustains it?
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    And another thing...........

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    women.

    Hey Space....
    Shouldn't that be: "little hairy women heh,heh,heh..."?

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    I found my hot air balloon picture

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    buy something, then two weeks later its on sale for half off.

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    The female cycle of moods Pre Present Past

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    Waking up the next morning with .... ugh!

    "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
    Mark Twain
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    Having to breathe all the 499 obnoxious nasty-ass chemicals from the friggen ass-wipe degenerates who smoke cigarettes inside the office I unfortunately work at

    This also grinds my gears.

    In a society that has destroyed all adventure, the only adventure left is to destroy that society.
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    Needing something so badly..and not be able to lay my hand on it to save the world...

    and then the next day or the next week after the crisis is past.... finding it by happenstance......

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    Oh, and not being able to boink the blond that was along for the ride in the hot air balloon pictured above

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