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   Kevin
   

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   PipesMagazine.com now has a one-million-gazillion readers, not only throughout the world, but in several universes, multi-verses and parallel universes, and not just the human race, but with many other alien life forms of pipe smokers throughout the galaxies.

   How do I know this?

   Not only am I reading "The Hidden Reality: Parallel Universes and the Deep Laws of the Cosmos" by Brian Green, but I also stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

   (Note: In case it's not obvious, this is sarcastic parody.)

   We really only have a mere 10,000 unique visitors per day.

   Check Out Our Sister Site - Cigar Chronicles
   
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   On the alien worlds, the highly intelligent races have constructed a method to mix the superior burning and non-ghosting qualities of a meerschaum with the superior taste and look of a briar pipe. They call their new concotion: "Brischaum."

   

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   Nice to know that pipesmagazine transcends all reality. Keep up the good work.

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   Live long and prosper.

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   LOL guys. Thanks for playing along.

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   Know why Darth Vader's so grumpy? He can't smoke a pipe with the mask on.

   Congrats Kevin. Keep up the good work. And keep up the mind-expanding reading. Brian Greene's books can make my brain feel like it was stepped on, but the end result is worth it.

   Simon

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   Does this mean that someday I'll find a tobacco that's out of this world?

   Know your limits but always push the envelope.
   
   I don't trust air I can't see.

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   .niveK boj doog dna enod llew .srotisiv 000,01

   Me from the parallel universe, if you get it.

   There is nothing like being left alone again, to walk peacefully with oneself in the woods.
   To boil one's coffee and fill one's pipe, and to think idly and slowly as one does it.

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   You guys are funny.

   When I said this is sarcastic parody, I should have mentioned that the sarcasm will only be obvious to anyone that read a thread in another forum.

   There. That should be enough to get me in trouble.

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    Well, I know my Uncle, who lives in the Andromeda Galaxy reads it daily and has been trying to spread the site to his fellow Andromedians !

    But congrats on the growth !!

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    there be other forums??? "There can be only one".. Highlander

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