Pipe Smoking Is Like Ice Skating

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Civil War

Lifer
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Pipe smoking is like ice skating. When you are first starting out it looks a whole lot easier than it really is. After you have been doing it for a while it is as easy as it looks.

 

oldmansmoking

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What a strange comparison, while I agree to truly master the art of pipe smoking takes patience and practice I certainly would not say it’s like “ice skating!”

 

pipestud

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Dec 6, 2012
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That is a rather unusual comparison, but a good one. The only difference is that smoking a pipe doesn't make my ankles sore, or, my head when I make a slight mistake.

 

bryguysc

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Here's the full ad; too bad it's not a pipe tobacco ad. It's from an ebay listing, so I doubt the image will be around forever.

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Civil War

Lifer
Mar 6, 2018
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The only difference is that smoking a pipe doesn't make my ankles sore, or, my head when I make a slight mistake.
True, but you can get a nasty case of tongue bite from a pipe if smoked incorrectly. :wink:

 

mso489

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Feb 21, 2013
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When a kid, I went to South Park in my town and laced on a nice pair of Christmas hockey skates. Pretty fun, but I was no talent. Never played hockey. Just lumbered around and avoided getting mowed down by the long-blade speed skaters. Since my dad was a pipe smoker, by the time I lit up, in my thirties, I had all the moves deeply ingrained, hardly had to learn at all.

 

warren

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Sep 13, 2013
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Before masks and hockey was played out of doors, I often had a cigar butt in my mouth while I guarded the goal. Never tried it with a pipe though, no give in a pipe.
I admit we wore suspenders to hold up the socks but, I'd never refer to our uniforms as pretty.

 

npod

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Jun 11, 2017
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I'd never refer to our uniforms as pretty.

Well stated. But I was talking about the recent olympic female skaters in the elaborate outfits. :D

 

warren

Lifer
Sep 13, 2013
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Ah ... figure skaters, the people who need teeth on the front of their skates to stop and often require a partner to keep them upright. I've never quite understand the attraction to that sport. No puck, sticks and the body contact is soooo gentle. And, yes, the pretty outfits which the ladies sometimes pop out of ... Oh, I do understand the attraction.

 
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