We all know how hard it is to get Esoterica "Penzance" here. I contacted an employee of the J.F. German factory on Jersey Island in the English channel and he explained to me how we can order as much as we want directly from them.
First, because the Jersey Island is not officially incorporated under English law, we cannot use any known currency but must use barter. Luckily, this employee pointed me toward Jacques, a Frenchman living in a converted cabana on the North side of the Island. Jacques specializes in making the Jersey Island delicacy "Ticketyboo Veal," which is not veal but goat. For $90, Jacques can purchase a homosexual goat from France and turn it into veal that he can trade for three bags of "Penzance." So we buy him goats, and he buys us tobacco. Then we pay shipping to the government of France.
I'm thinking of a starting order of 30 goats.
First, because the Jersey Island is not officially incorporated under English law, we cannot use any known currency but must use barter. Luckily, this employee pointed me toward Jacques, a Frenchman living in a converted cabana on the North side of the Island. Jacques specializes in making the Jersey Island delicacy "Ticketyboo Veal," which is not veal but goat. For $90, Jacques can purchase a homosexual goat from France and turn it into veal that he can trade for three bags of "Penzance." So we buy him goats, and he buys us tobacco. Then we pay shipping to the government of France.
I'm thinking of a starting order of 30 goats.
