bluegrass, I'm one week into a one month dental extraction instigated abstinence. It's not fun. I'm seeing pipe puns all over the place. It's gonna get me kicked out of here, I know it.
FWIW, Duane, you should know better. Those are NOT Danish pipes. They were made here in the good ol' USofA.
These are Danish pipes:
See the green? That means that they are Earth Friendly and would never pollute anything. Very Danish.