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  1. deathmetal

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    When do we overthrow the government?

    But seriously, why is Prince Albert better in pouches than cans?

    "My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whiskey." -- William Faulkner

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    Because the Democrats allowed North Korea to become a nuclear state?

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    I never considered this connection. The plot thickens... deepens... something.

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    Because Prince Albert in cans has clearly been tortured.

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    That's Blood Tobacco, my friend.

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    [When do we overthrow the government?]

    When we'll be able to wake up the people anesthetized and hypnotized by the government through social engineering.
    Let's start with mandatory replacing the marijuana with tobacco.
    Then move on cannibalism and sodomy (of the government).

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    In before the thread gets nuked! (See what I did there?)

    I have actually never tried Prince Albert, so I can't really comment on the pouch vs tin. But I bet it has something to do with Russia meddling in our election and candidates collaborating with Russia. I don't really believe that, but said it for the sake of saying something controversial.

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    In before the ban, as well. I've never had PA in a pouch.

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    Do you actually have Prince Albert in the can? Might as well, that is a nice, quiet nroom for an uniterrrupted bowel, er bowl full.

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    Now seems like a great time before the Marxist get back in power, and now before the Populist Nationialist Agrarians unleash the mob on the Republic!!!!!!

    Seriously, how to do you guys smoke that Prince Albert guy? Damn the pouch and the can!

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    I found Prince Albert in a tin! It was in Carter Hall.

    I am glad we have a good admin and responsible moderators.

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    I was here, I was here.

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    Prince Albert in the can sounds like a tobacco enema.

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    Then move on cannibalism and sodomy (of the government).

    Now there is a platform that I can get behind!

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    [But seriously, why is Prince Albert better in pouches than cans?]

    Because the government want to limit people choices and secretely add a bad sauce called social engeneering to the can version to make it bad. Let's stand up for freedom of the Prince in any form, let's stand up for Monarchy against government.

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    Alt-Right was here, This may transcend the Obligatory Political Thread and just be within the rules.

    Burn the Prince and be damned the Monarchy, support separation of Powers and smoke a variety.

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    IBTL.

    Prince Albert in cans is trying to make the monarchy great again.

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    I am the captain of my soul."
    - INVICTUS
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    I find these obligatory non political threads highly offensive and unnecessary.

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    Burn the Prince and be damned the Monarchy, support separation of Powers and smoke a variety.

    I'm in favor of separating the Powers from our smokes!

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    If only the moderators could feed back a 600 volt jolt through the internet into your keyboards, you guys would all be in trouble.

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    If only the moderators could feed back a 600 volt jolt through the internet into your keyboards, you guys would all be in trouble.

    Shhh . . . don't give them any ideas!

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    I've only ever had Prince Albert in the pouch. I wish they still made the neat tins these days.

    Hooking up my keyboard to the generator now, so watch what you say.

    "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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    If keyboards were capable of transmitting such a thing, the online sex community would've gotten there first.

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    [Burn the Prince and be damned the Monarchy, support separation of Powers and smoke a variety]

    While smoking the Prince grab the rifle to overthrow the government (starting from the nanny ones) shut down the agencies (starting from the FDA and its regulations) and reinstall freedom of people ruled by natural law.

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    In Before the Lox

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    Besides ... PA is better in the tub!

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    Let's start with mandatory replacing the marijuana with tobacco.

    Marijuana always seemed to me to be one of those things you found in the woods, took a seed home and cultivated. If you can't get your act together to do that, you probably don't deserve any.

    But I'd like to see tobacco everywhere. What a great way to enhance life!

    I am still baffled by Prince Albert. No doubt it is tasty from the tub/can -- which is different from "in the can," you enemaniacs -- but the little pouches seem tastier. Drier? Aged?

    Well, the quest continues.

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    I live in a Republic, he'll always be Bertie Saxe Coburg round my way.

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    Whilst Queen Victoria (the English monarch, and queen of all her realms) was a symbol of straight-laced propriety and extreme modesty, she and her Prince Albert were a very lively (kinky?) couple and produced about nine children. He died rather young but was reproductively extra successful. In the pouch or in the can.

    I'd point out that the American Revolution was one of the few successful revolutions in history. Most of the others traded one abusive leadership for a similar, or much more, abusive leadership, killing thousands (and thousands) in the process. Many good folks and a number of Mozarts and Darwins in the random slaughter.

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    My pipe smoking adventures began with the typical drug store Aros, and I was introduced to 1Q early, the other shop blends, and only recently delved into some of the old codger blends. Haven't really tried Prince Albert, either in the can or the pouch. Much like trying a tobacco to see which one is better, I think we should at least give our administration a chance and see how it turns out, before chucking it in the can (or pouch). We smoke pipes because we are not into instant gratification. Takes time to age some blends and get the best flavor.

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    He died rather young but was reproductively extra successful. In the pouch or in the can.

    As far as I know, one cannot reproduce with the latter method. The pouch works though.

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    He died rather young but was reproductively extra successful.

    Only if you consider inbreeding to be successful. Much of the world's troubles, past and present, can be directly or indirectly linked to inbreeding among the so-called "ruling elite" imo.

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    Inbreeding: it's only trashy when poor people do it.

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    Prince Albert in the can could be smelly.


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    Inbreeding: it's only trashy when poor people do it.

    Exactly. The first thing most people think of when they hear inbreeding is poor white trash. What they should think of is royal white trash.

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    "Much of the world's troubles, past and present, can be directly or indirectly linked to inbreeding among the so-called "ruling elite" imo."

    The royals of Versailles would relieve themselves in the hallways. Bunch of wall eyed, slack jawed troglodytes who were lucky not to have been born with hemophilia(the disease of the wealthy). The term "blue blood" refers to the lack of oxygen in new born babies. It used to be called "blood royalty". Great gene pool.

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    I should really have some Prince Albert ordered for me...it's been a while.

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    Nobody orders prince Al around. He's a prince!

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    Prince Albert has two holes in his head.

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