My MM's "10 Pipe Grab Bag of Smokable Seconds"

Hey everyone,
I'm sure most of you know that MM does a deal where you can get some rejects from production line inspection. I treated myself to this for a little self-gifting. The bag is $30 and shipping (within Missouri) was $8 (!!!). Overall, I am pleased. The differences are purely cosmetic and have no effect on smoke.
Has anyone else purchased this bag? What did you get?
4 Legends (2 straight, 2 bent)

1 Missouri Pride (straight. Has moderate cosmetic issues. It looks 'overly fuzzy.' Image below.)

1 Mizzou (The shank was broken in transit! And it is a pipe-specific stem! There's also a piece of plastic making it hard to replace. Oh well.)

1 Pony Express (straight)

1 Washington (bent)

1 Patriot (I was stoked. Virtually zero visual defects either!)

1 Diplomat (This thing is HUGE! You can't sit it down, it will tip over.)
Unfortunately, I did not get a 'Cobbit.' Or a MacArthur/General. Ah well.
Total value: 4*5.99+4.39+4.99+4.99+7.59+10.69+10.69 = $67.30. Not bad for 'MSRP' $30.
I also purchased a short stop which had a punctured shank (pic below. Can be solved with tape.) How ironic that I received a damaged product. I'm not complaining, MM forever.
Pictures:

The short stop pipe is probably my favorite of the bunch, believe it or not. It's worth posting a review about it; I'll have to make some notes. But would anyone bother to look at a review of a $3 pipe?
@mso

Heh, I've got plenty of buds that are interested in it. The way I see it I would be spreading more happiness than anything else! (That probably sounds terrible to a lot of people, as you said.)
I definitely have enough pipes to get into my new collection of 25 tobaccos. :puffpipe:
@newbroom

Care to share what you received?
@michiganlover

Great Dane Egg? I'm not sure where you got that. But I'm certain I've mislabeled at least one above!

(See http://corncobpipe.com/great-dane-corncob-pipe.html)
Funny thing, I actually planned my purchase right around x-mas time so that I would have higher chances of getting better goods. In the grand scheme of things, I got lucky, but I've heard luckier. I actually didn't know they had Cobbits until the day after I purchased. Darn.

@desertpipe

How does one go about visiting them? Just walk in anytime M-F 9-5 or should you shoot an email?
@newbroom

Fairly wide variety you got there! Shame you didn't get anything too 'big.' Still, the Morgan looks pretty decent and nearly impossible to get hot in your hand. I might just have to pick one up for myself.