Must See - The Amazing Pipe Clenching Gymnastics of Kees van Kooten

misterlowercase

Lifer

May 31, 2012

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• Sep 6, 2015

• #1

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Kees van Kooten is a Dutch comedian.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kees_van_Kooten
He does a character "the expert", named E. Oosting,

and he has ultimate clenching control!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trS7zRaz5qA
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This is a funny skit about indoor smoking bans, he puffs his pipe and blows smoke into a revolving door LOL!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnN1i1o1cI0
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...and a few more fine examples:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVoRPUvhYU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5-lmFXjd0g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSn0tlLucXM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SltoV9Otosw
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Counterbalance:
The stoic and serious clenching of Jacques Derrida...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNq15FcPSEA
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ejames

Lifer

Oct 6, 2009

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• Sep 7, 2015

• #2

Wow,it's almost as if the pipe is part of his mouth!

 

Chasing Embers

Captain of the Black Frigate

Nov 12, 2014

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• Sep 7, 2015

• #3

Would hate to see the tooth marks on those stems!

 

mortonbriar

Lifer

Oct 25, 2013

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New Zealand

• Sep 7, 2015

• #4

I enjoyed that!

 

gtclark

Part of the Furniture Now

Oct 3, 2013

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• Sep 7, 2015

• #5

That final video was appropriately Derridian...i.e. a series of non-sequitur statements feigning coherence...

 

smoelf

Lurker

Aug 7, 2014

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• Sep 7, 2015

• #6

That is some really impressive clenching

That final video was appropriately Derridian...i.e. a series of non-sequitur statements feigning coherence...

Click to expand...

LOL

 

misterlowercase

Lifer

May 31, 2012

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• Jan 20, 2016

• #7

Even after much practice,

I still can't klench as good as Kees!

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mrbigglesworth

Starting to Get Obsessed

Sep 1, 2015

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Winston Salem, NC

• Jan 20, 2016

• #8

Oosting; a master for sure. He even makes spilling milk down your chin look classy!

 

brass

Lifer

Jun 4, 2014

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United States

• Jan 20, 2016

• #9

I think about the time these guys invest in developing frivolous skills. I should have put some of the same effort into obtaining IT certifications.

 

janosh

Starting to Get Obsessed

Jul 1, 2015

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Hungary

• Jan 20, 2016

• #10

That is unbelievable and hilarious at the same time!

 

papipeguy

Lifer

Jul 31, 2010

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Bethlehem, Pa.

• Jan 20, 2016

• #11

Good stuff; his tamping technique must be something to behold.

 

cosmicfolklore

Lifer

Aug 9, 2013

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Between the Heart of Alabama and Hot Springs NC

• Jan 20, 2016

• #12

Ha ha, hilarious!! I can do that, but I'm Southern and talk slllloooowwwweeerrrrr. So, it's less impressive. ::

And the trombone is a noce choice, but I'd want to see how well he can play the banjo. :wink:

 

skraps

Part of the Furniture Now

Sep 9, 2015

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• Jan 20, 2016

• #13

With the way that man puffs, it's a miracle he hasn't burned his pipe out.

 

cosmicfolklore

Lifer

Aug 9, 2013

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Between the Heart of Alabama and Hot Springs NC

• Jan 20, 2016

• #14

...or burned his tongue off.

 

okiescout

Lifer

Jan 27, 2013

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• Jan 21, 2016

• #15

That is funny. I have obviously been smoking all wrong :lol:

 

jvnshr

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Sep 4, 2015

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• Jan 22, 2016

• #16

Incredible. Enjoyed the videos. Thanks for sharing.