Recently my friends mother stopped referring to me as "the guy in the kilt" but rather "the guy who smokes a pipe"
Recently my friends mother stopped referring to me as "the guy in the kilt" but rather "the guy who smokes a pipe"
there ya go, ur makin progress,
Congrats on the "promotion"!

Now that is progress in the making .Good Show !
and to think you could have been "the guy in the kilt who smokes a pipe"........
apparently not
OK, I'll say it:
This thread is worthless without pictures.
Personally I'm fine without the pictures.
ya i dont care to see a man in a skirt
At least you're not "that asshole that smokes a pipe".
Comment: From the BBC - by John Cleese.
ANNOUNCEMENT
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats
and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or
even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the
blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been
re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the
British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when
threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get
the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they
have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300
years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are
"Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire
that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the
country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to
"Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective
Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance"
to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat
they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy
can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to
"She'll be alright, Mate." Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!",
"I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend", and "The barbie is cancelled. So far no situation has warranted the use of the final escalation level.
:D :D... Congrats
That's quite the compliment.
Congratulations on the promotion....
Just don't celebrate by doing cart-wheels. 
great job!
Shaun went through that with my dad, too. Over 15 years he has gone from "that trailer trash hoodlum" to "son." which I never understood because we met on the schoolbus - I lived 5 trailers down from him.
ya i dont care to see a man in a skirt
Don't call it a skirt - you might get kilt. (Seen on a tee shirt at a Highland games.)
I would strongly advise you, NS,not to call it a skirt if you see one of these lads:

Or one of these:

They may not take it well.
(Those soldiers are members of the Black Watch. They are in combat gear in that pic, but when they are not, they wear the kilt.)
And yes, I proudly wear my kilt.
nothing wrong with a kilt. wish i had one actually
I get mine at http://www.sportkilt.com/
thanks logandow
You're welcome
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