All good suggestions.
lol you're right msandoval
What I need to do is start funneling money into my paypal account a little at a time to build up a base of 400 to 500 so when situations like this arise I can buy the pipe with no visible paper trail to the wife. Also then I can use some of that money to also build up my cellar.
You bought a ticket in a lottery where first prize was an All expenses paid romantic weekend getaway for two to the Bahamas. Unfortunately you didn't win the main prize but received a nice consolation prize of a pipe of the same worth as the ticket. 'So nothing lost sweetheart and a for a romantic getaway with you it was worth a try'
Just buy it and if she bitches, tell her to mind her business. lol Mastro makes a nice pipe for the money, I had one for years and it was a great smoker.
+1 Harris. I have a bank card that the wife can see and then I have the cards she does not see. Underhanded? Yes. Fiscal chicanery? Absolutely. Survival tactics? Yep.