Limericks
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I used to enjoy Captain Black
Was never without a big sack
Then I tried their new grape
And my tongue it did rape
Now I'd rather lick bung of a yak.
Was never without a big sack
Then I tried their new grape
And my tongue it did rape
Now I'd rather lick bung of a yak.
There once was a man on this forum
Who left 'cause of lack of decorum
I will never ever return here!
He shouted behind a hard sneer,
And you know we don't really miss 'im.
Who left 'cause of lack of decorum
I will never ever return here!
He shouted behind a hard sneer,
And you know we don't really miss 'im.
For all of you scurvied, syphilitic pirates, a Syphilis Limerick...
(Oh, wait, he didn't smoke a pipe either. Never mind.)
It continues for 4 more stanzas.
(Oh, wait, he didn't smoke a pipe either. Never mind.)
There was an old man from Madras
Whose balls were made out of brass
In in-climate weather
They banged together
And lightning shot out of his ass
There was an old man from Belgrade
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
It's not nice I'll admit
He's a bit of a shit
But look at the money he saved.
There was an old man with an art
Of making a sweet dinner tart
With a handful of shit
Some snot and some spit
He flavored the whole with a fart.
Whose balls were made out of brass
In in-climate weather
They banged together
And lightning shot out of his ass
There was an old man from Belgrade
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
It's not nice I'll admit
He's a bit of a shit
But look at the money he saved.
There was an old man with an art
Of making a sweet dinner tart
With a handful of shit
Some snot and some spit
He flavored the whole with a fart.
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