So....... There's a city boy who decides he's going to move way out in the middle of Montana to get away from the rat race.
Several months go by, and he's starting to feel a bit lonely. One day, he's checking his fences, and he comes across an oldfella' leaning up against a fence post.
He walks up and the oldfella' says, "Howdy, neighbor! Hey, I'm havin' a little party at my place on Friday night, and I just wanted to see if'n you're interested in comin' by!"
Well, the city boy replies that he is, indeed, interested.
The Oldfella' says, "Well, I oughta' warn you that there's gonna' be a lot of drinkin'!"
The city boy says that he's okay with that, and that he likes the occasional beer, himself.
The Oldfella' continues, "There's probably gonna' be a lot of fightin', too!"
The city boy says that this is alright and reckons he'll just keep out of the way...
The Oldfella' says, "Yeah...There'll probably be a whole lotta' wild sex there, too!"
The city boy says that's okay, and thinks again, that he'll just keep out of the way. He inquires as to what he should wear to the party.
The Oldfella' says, "Aw, shucks, it don't matter -- It's just gonna' be the two of us!"
Several months go by, and he's starting to feel a bit lonely. One day, he's checking his fences, and he comes across an oldfella' leaning up against a fence post.
He walks up and the oldfella' says, "Howdy, neighbor! Hey, I'm havin' a little party at my place on Friday night, and I just wanted to see if'n you're interested in comin' by!"
Well, the city boy replies that he is, indeed, interested.
The Oldfella' says, "Well, I oughta' warn you that there's gonna' be a lot of drinkin'!"
The city boy says that he's okay with that, and that he likes the occasional beer, himself.
The Oldfella' continues, "There's probably gonna' be a lot of fightin', too!"
The city boy says that this is alright and reckons he'll just keep out of the way...
The Oldfella' says, "Yeah...There'll probably be a whole lotta' wild sex there, too!"
The city boy says that's okay, and thinks again, that he'll just keep out of the way. He inquires as to what he should wear to the party.
The Oldfella' says, "Aw, shucks, it don't matter -- It's just gonna' be the two of us!"
