French court rules lack of sex is worthy of a fine.
Found this on another forum and thought it was noteworthy.
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Lack of Sex penalty
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Posted 8 months ago #
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Im gonna sue my ex girlfriend for all shes got!
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And here I was gonna become a nun cause that's all I been getting.
If at first you don't succeed you are running about average.Posted 8 months ago # -
And here I was gonna become a nun cause that's all I been getting.
Thats a lie. You're just mad because your arm is tired from waving all those ladies out the door the next morning.
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Normally I would never say this, but I think the French are onto something...or someone, depends on how you look at it. If I was still a single man, I'd apply for a job with the government collecting on past due accounts.
BTW, I'm not a badass, I'm just socially awkward. – BillyZoomPosted 8 months ago # -
And here I was gonna become a nun cause that's all I been getting.
Arthur... You know sometimes you just can't get nun.
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That's the root cause of all the world's problems. If everybody in the world started off the day with sex and a joint, wars and violence would be extremely rare occurances.
Fighting and violence is the last thing you want to do if both of those items are really good.
Marry the right person, this one decision will determine 90% of your happiness.
Does a culture based on seperation and competition, of scientific sophistication and mideval religion, offer happiness even as it ravishes the Earth that sustains it?Posted 8 months ago # -
I'm gonna print a copy of this for my wife and hang it on our headboard and make her read it every night for a bedtime story,hopefully i'll have a story for dear penthouse.
I will give up my pipe when they pry my cold dead fingers off of it!Posted 8 months ago # -
+1 hobie
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U.S.M.C. (SEMPER FI)Posted 8 months ago # -
If everybody in the world started off the day with sex and a joint, wars and violence would be extremely rare occurances. Fighting and violence is the last thing you want to do if both of those items are really good.
Yeah but we'd still be living in caves in the land of Dude since we'd have no motivation build anything because it would interfere with our quest to find more munchies.
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Marriage is a contract, hell, why not put that one must have sex X number of times per week...
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Damn, I bookmarked that, just in case
hobie +1
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Personally I'd rather stay up, smoke a few bowls of my favorite baccy and wait until she is asleep. So has been my successful plan for several years.
"The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected..."
-William Makepeace Thackeray, from The Social PipePosted 8 months ago # -
Well, it makes sense the French would be all in favor of something that Involved giving it up.
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A fine?! Merely a fine?
I'm tempted to post a certain picture I put up in one my my first posts on the forum.
But I won't.
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I won't.
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The hell I won't.
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@hauntedmyst! tslex it's the English chicks withh the spanking fetish! You need to play the theme from the Benny Hill show as you chase her around the bed, though.
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@baronsamedi LOL
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My wife of twenty two years owes me a hell of alot of back pay!!!
Made in AMERICA with parts from IRELANDPosted 8 months ago # -
My wife of twenty two years owes me a hell of alot of back pay!!!
If the wife and I ever get a divorce, she's gonna owe me a fortune!
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