Just a thought: if we were to spend the time taken to write a funny here, and use it calling (or, my gosh, writing a paper letter) our Representative's offices to let your opinions known about this, maybe, just maybe, it would have a tiny bit of influence on the outcome of this ridiculous situation. No "email polls" or "put your name at the bottom of this list" crap - they do no good. Honestly, guys, let your representatives know that the "predicate date" of 2007 for pipe tobacco is absurd, that pipe tobacco (and pipes) do not affect even 1% of Americans - give the reps something to grab for their discussions in committee. REQUEST that the rep's office get back to you to let you know what his/her actions are on this regulation. Make THEM responsible for representing their constituents' requests and stance. It does no good preaching to the choir here or any other forum. And, no, you're not going to have any affect on the world doing such. Just sayin.