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pagan

pagan

Lifer
May 6, 2016
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West Texas
If you served in the military then you know there has always been a fair amount of ribbing between services, remember those jokes? so now is time to reminisces and share, and I will start;
Service members were recently asked what they would do if they found a scorpion in their tent?
Army; I kill it, stomp it in the ground and sleep on top of it's dead carcass.
Marine; I would bite it's tail off and eat it and carry it's deadly spirit into battle.
Air Force; I would call the front desk and ask why there is a tent in my room.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 
ashdigger

ashdigger

Lifer
Jul 30, 2016
11,381
70,076
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Vegas Baby!!!
I've never served, but my brother, career Navy, told me this when I thought about the Coast Guard.
Me: I'm thinking of joining the Coast Guard.

Brother: well, you are 6'3".

Me: what does that have to do with anything?

Brother: if your boat sinks, you can walk to shore.

 
swhipple

swhipple

Starting to Get Obsessed
Nov 2, 2011
258
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Hey I was in the Airforce and I resemble that joke. :D
Here's one for from the airforce point of view.
A few C-130 pilots and some airborne solders end up in the same bar and after a few beers the boldest of the paratroopers loudly proclaims, "Man those C-130 must be terrible airplanes, why they pay the pilots more to stay in them, than they pay us to jump out of them". "No" one of the pilots replied calmly "They just figure if you're dumb enough to jump out of a perfectly good airplane, you're probably dumb enough to take less money for it"

 
pappymac

pappymac

Lifer
Feb 26, 2015
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Navy: You're in the Coast Guard? I thought you had to be over 6-feet tall?

Coastie: Not if you can walk on water.
Unofficial Coast Guard Motto: "U.S. Coast Guard: Saving Lives and making beautiful Navy babies for 226 years."

Another version was: "U.S. Coast Guard: Guarding the coast and keeping Navy wives happy..."

 
tbradsim1

tbradsim1

Lifer
Jan 14, 2012
9,099
11,051
Southwest Louisiana
What do you get when you breed a Gorilla with a Marine?Drum------------------Roll, A RETARDED GORILLA. Navy, 60 to 64, and respect Marines, they are fine shooters.

 
mso489

mso489

Lifer
Feb 21, 2013
41,210
60,455
Navy, '68-72, including radioman duty on USS Gallant MSO 489 (ocean-going minesweeper).
Join the Navy; take your bathroom to war.

 
lotharen

lotharen

Starting to Get Obsessed
Jul 26, 2016
184
10
Army: '93-'99, With a round in Bosnia.
At the beginning of the Army-Navy football game, the coin toss is made. The Navy captain shouts, HEADS followed by the Army captain shouting LATRINES.

 
stranger

stranger

Might Stick Around
Apr 27, 2016
86
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Came across this tonight, pretty good summary!
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker among themselves is that they don’t speak the same language.

For instance, Take the simple phrase “secure the building”.

The Army will post guards around the place.

The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.

The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters.

The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.

 
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