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sunriseboy

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Hi guys, I'm a bit worried about Jiminks. I've PMd him and no response. Does someone know if he's he OK?

 
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sunriseboy

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Yeah, it's all good. I'd just PMd him just before he went and didn't know he was off somewhere. All good.

 

JimInks

Sultan of Smoke
Aug 31, 2012
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I did PM you back. As soon as I got home. Thanks for the concern.

 

pipestud

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Dec 6, 2012
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I saw a guy who said he was Jim Inks at the Vegas Show. I think the guy was an imposter though as he looked nothing at all like Edward G. Robinson and I even saw him walking around once with no pipe in his mouth.

 

perdurabo

Lifer
Jun 3, 2015
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I'm glad Jim is OK. I'm really sitting back and waiting for his C&D Lovecraft reviews. Especially Dreams of Kadath. I like to see if our taste line up. Jim, you are definitely a Leader in the review department. Cheers

 

JimInks

Sultan of Smoke
Aug 31, 2012
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Perdurabo: Thank you for the very kind words. If I get a chance to review them, I will.

 

JimInks

Sultan of Smoke
Aug 31, 2012
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I think Pipestud was drunk on the free ice water the show provided. As long as I was in the room, I had a pipe going. Oh Steve, it's soooooooo sad to know your cataract surgery failed you when you needed it most. :nana: Oh, the horror! The shame! Hhhhmm... he can't see? Steve, my man, don't pay attention to the guy swiping all your vintage Three Nuns. It's just your imagination. No, really!!! :nana: :rofl:

 

georged

Lifer
Mar 7, 2013
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I saw a guy who said he was Jim Inks at the Vegas Show. I think the guy was an imposter though as he looked nothing at all like Edward G. Robinson and I even saw him walking around once with no pipe in his mouth.
Yeah, the no pipe thing would be a dead giveaway...
I DESPISE impostors as a categorical thing. Can't stand that shit. No personal honor whatsoever. What do such people expect to gain in the end, anyway? They're always found out.
In fact, if I run across the Fake Jim Inks in the future I'll kick his ass. I mean straight-up punch him out. :evil:
Yeah, I know what you're thinking.... Well, I might be old, but it's time ya'll saw the real me instead of that cat picture. Then you'll understand.
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jguss

Lifer
Jul 7, 2013
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good idea george. i saw this guy in vegas, and he definitely deserves a beating. i should probably tell you though that the erzatz-inks looked like arnold schwarzenegger in his mr olympia prime. he left a steroid slime trail all over the casino. bring your knuckledusters.

 

JimInks

Sultan of Smoke
Aug 31, 2012
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George is just jealous that Edward G. Robinson made more movies than Charles Bronson. As for you, Mr. Guss, I got my six pack abs the natural way: by eating chocolate meringue pies. :nana:

 

sablebrush52

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Jun 15, 2013
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I got my six pack abs the natural way: by eating chocolate meringue pies. :nana:
Of course, most people's six pack abs aren't dragging on the ground, or being wheeled around in a wheelbarrow. But the real tell that it was an imposter and not the real jiminks was that the oozing trail left behind was steroids and not tobacco.

 

JimInks

Sultan of Smoke
Aug 31, 2012
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Jesse is jealous because his six pack abs have grown to three cases: one for steroids, one for diet Pepsi, and the other for pregnancy after being told to do something biological to himself on numerous occasions. :rofl:

 
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