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In the Spirit of the Briar Brotherhood

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  1. andrew

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    Hey guys, I just want to say thanks for everything this forum has done for me. I just got this email in my spam folder, and since I'm already engaged I figured I'd pass it on, she looks too good to be true.

    from: elena.lenna2013@yandex.com
    date: Wed, Oct 9, 2013 at 8:10 AM
    subject: Hi!!!



    Hello my new friend ! My name is Elena. I am very glad to get
    acquainted with you. I am not very good at using internet . It is
    possible I will visit your country soon and I made my mind to get
    acquainted with a person from your country. And at this point I am
    writing to you. I have never been abroad and I don't have friends
    outside Russia. Could you please tell me about you, about your
    lifestyle in the next letter. I will also write about myself. It is
    interesting to find out about your family, maybe about your job,
    friends and hobby. Ok, I am 28 years old. My height - 164 sm and my
    weight 56 kg. I like sports. I am sending my photos so you can see me.
    So I want to ask you a few questions so we will know each other
    better. What about sport? Alcohol? Smoking? Please tell me about your
    habits. I don't have my own kids but I have a dream. I have a dream to
    build my own family and have wonderful children. I live in small
    russian town. It is situated 850 km far from Moscow. I don't smoke.
    I am really keen on cooking. I usually cook fish soup, borsch, salads.
    Oh yes I have forgotten to tell you about my job. I work with children
    and I really like my job. I am a tutor in a kindergarten. I teach
    little children. I think that is enough about me. I has written a
    really big letter. I hope you are not tired of my little letter. I am
    really looking forward to your reply. I hope my letter will not be
    lost with no attention. I will read your letter with pleasure and will
    surely reply. Elena

    Posted 3 years ago #
  2. skraps

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    And this is what Elena really looks like.....

    "People are not made better by a briar. An idiot before smoking a pipe is still an idiot after smoking a pipe, they're just more likely to speak less drivel with something in their mouth. For that, all society should be grateful."

    - Bob Runowski
    Posted 3 years ago #
  3. badger

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    That's my wife you son of a bitch!

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Posted 3 years ago #
  5. mikestanley

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    I wonder what kind of virus or key stroke logger those photos were carrying ? Congrats! Lol. Seriously check your computer if you opened files from "her".

    Mike S.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  6. ssjones

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    Fish Soup? Throw that one back.
    I'm think she's more like...

    Al

    Posted 3 years ago #
  7. mrbigglesworth

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    skrapsoftobacco: Bwahahahahahaha! You're probably right, though!

    "I don’t want any of your statistics; I took your whole batch and lit my pipe with it." - Mark Twain
    Posted 3 years ago #
  8. jpmcwjr

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    But she's now two years older! Way over the hill. See Al's rendition!

    I know that you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
    Posted 3 years ago #
  9. andrew

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    Oh yeah guys I don't check my spam folder hardly ever. If you do connect with her and marry would you mind sending me a bag of stonehaven? Preferably with no less than 10 year of age.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  10. hawke

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    I HAVE A SPAM FOLDER?

    Are those Tobacco Brownies?
    Posted 3 years ago #
  11. sablebrush52

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    Scraps and jones, you're both wrong.

    She looks like this:

    It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

    It is pointless to argue with a fanatic since a dim bulb can't be converted into a searchlight. - Jesse Silver
    Posted 3 years ago #
  12. skraps

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    Scraps and jones, you're both wrong.

    She looks like this:

    Ohhh.... she's purrrty.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Mmmmmmmmmm

    Posted 3 years ago #
  14. cigrmaster

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    Don't laugh, I knew a guy who got not one, but two of these russian girls, both were very pretty. The first one got her green card and dumped his ass, the second one I don't know what happened but he was one ugly mo fo, so I am assuming the second one also fled for her life.

    You have to go to russia and go through all kinds of paperwork to make it happen and it is not cheap. I dated a Ukranian chick for a while and she was fun until she started acting like my wife, so I dumped her ass. She got into this country doing the same thing, she dumped the guy who got her here pretty soon after arriving.

    Harris
    Posted 3 years ago #
  15. chasingembers

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    That's my wife you son of a bitch!

    The blonde, or the one with the beard?

    Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you.
    -Edward Teach
    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Does she come with Vodka?

    I don't know where I'm going...but sooner or later I'll get there.
    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Does she come with Vodka?

    No she needs a Spanish tickler.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  18. okiescout

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    " She got into this country doing the same thing, she dumped the guy who got her here pretty soon after arriving."

    Harris, do we see a pattern here?

    Brush, anybody tough enough to smoke a pipe joint is a bad ass, who knows what he is smoking. Looks like an ogre

    "Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow."
    Benjamin Franklin
    Posted 3 years ago #
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    That's my wife you son of a bitch!

    You sir have won the interwebs!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  20. tuold

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    My ninety-six year old father in law had a bride imported from the Philippines. She's sixty-five. Some of his daughters were scandalized and shocked, but I never saw them over at his place cooking for him. I think he did alright. If she can stand him for the next couple of years she will do alright as well!

    The pipe is an instrument of civilization.
    Posted 3 years ago #
  21. rfernand

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    What could possibly go wrong? (Remember Birthday Girl with Nicole Kidman?)

    Dunhill will return.
    Posted 3 years ago #

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