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anthonyrosenthal74

anthonyrosenthal74

Lifer
Jan 8, 2013
7,493
733
I honestly don't know how this thread came to my mind. Maybe I'm just weird, maybe I've totally finally lost my mind... maybe it was the cleaning fluid... I don't know. But while the crazy unicorn is still making me see strange things, I figure this thread might be fun. So if your pipes could talk, what would they say? :crazy:
I'll start.
"Hey buddy. You think you got it bad? At least you don't have some strange bearded man in a top hat putting his slobbery lips all over your backside!"
:mrgreen: Let the shenanigans begin!!!

 
carolinachurchwarden

carolinachurchwarden

Lifer
May 9, 2018
1,687
86
Raleigh, NC
"Hey boss, you mind not shoving that crap down my throat? It smells okay, but...wait....what are you going to do with that match? Wh...what...hey now, fires burns...woah, buddy, that flames getting a little.... Oi, hey, watch it! It's catching this *cough, cough* nasty crap you've *cough, cough* shoved in my mouth... *cough, cough, cough*...on fire! You crazy son of a... *cough, cough, hack, gag* whew, thank God that went out, I mean... Hey, the hell you think you're doing? Lighting it up again? Oh you are one crazy mother.... "

 
brian64

brian64

Lifer
Jan 31, 2011
9,636
14,756
No, I sure as hell would not rather be cleaned with scalding hot water than with alcohol. And thank you for asking...an idea like that must be the result of nicotine deficiency. Now how about some GLP Cumberland please?

 
npod

npod

Lifer
Jun 11, 2017
2,942
1,024
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I've seen fire and I've seen rain. I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end.

I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend, but I always thought that I'd see you again.

 
scloyd

scloyd

Lifer
May 23, 2018
5,953
12,087
Me: "First McClelland...then Dunhill...who's next?"
Savinelli Clark's Favorite: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"

 
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mothernaturewilleatusallforbreakfast

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If my pipes could talk, they would say, "You should get a neck tat of my name". BRIAR, right across the jugular.

 
cosmicfolklore

cosmicfolklore

Lifer
Aug 9, 2013
33,999
75,771
Between the Heart of Alabama and Hot Springs NC
Some of my pipes are liars. They just lay around on the rack, gasping, complaining about the varnish choking them, preventing them from breathing... drama queens.
Then one of them just wheezes and gurgles like an asthmatic.
My best pipes just smile and glow with anticipation as I walk by the rack. Then there's my lakeland pipe, a BBB billiard, that's always on the sly... "Pssst! Hey bub, over he'. Let's grab some twist and party. C'mon, you know you wanna. Why you wanna wait till bedtime?"

 
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