Boy is my shoulder sore from patting myself on the back . I have obtained the status and all it brings as a preffed member . I recieved a Members Only jacket with my name bedazzeld on the front , a used Ziplock bag , one rubber glove used , a half book of matches from a taqueria in Florida and a knock off corn cob pipe from lower Botswana .
“There was an awful suspicion in my mind that I'd finally gone over the hump, and the worst thing about it was that I didn't feel tragic at all, but only weary, and sort of comfortably detached.”
Way to go Igloo! 
As for the brown stains on the latex glove, Kevin only knows!
