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I Thought This Was Funny.

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  • Started 5 years ago by jservant98
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  1. jservant98

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    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can’t take that chance!"

    He came to His own, but His own rejected Him.
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    And old one ,but a great one

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    Nice!

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    LOL! Perfect picture with it too!

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    Good one!

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    Very funny. Glad it does not apply to my wife, at least not this year.

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    Love it!!

    RLTW!
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    A Great Storm No Matter How Great, Will Always Pass.
    But The Clam After, Is What You Must Master, In Order For Life To Last.
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    Very funny. Glad it does not apply to my wife, at least not this year.
    This just does not apply to my wife in any way either, she is a great woman!

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    Nice

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    Nice

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    Very funny.
    ~Ron

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    Well put.

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    I laughed

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