It’s rare that I buy clothes. I age my clothes like they’re a fine wine. For me, spending money on clothes is painful. I have shirts and pants, about 6 each, that go back 12 years. My socks have holes, and are about 5 years old, my underwear are very well aged. Yes I work, but I’m a master at rotating clothing.
So my wife recently finished the wash and says.
“Honey, you need to buy some clothes.”
“No. I don’t need clothes.”
“OMG. LOOK AT THESE? They are full of holes and thread bare.”
“NO.”
“OK, then I’ll buy them for Xmas?”
“I won’t wear them.”
“Please?”
“NO.” You wanna buy me something? Buy me a new pipe.”
“You can’t wear a pipe?”
“Now your definitely wrong. And to prove it. I’m putting this conversation on the pipe smoking forum. Let’s allow the experts to chime in on whether or not smoking a pipe is akin to wearing a pipe.”
“If The majority say yes, I win and you buy me a new pipe for Xmas. If you win, you buy me a new pair of undies, or two?”
“Your crazy.” You think people are going to respond about this?”
Well, she finally agreed to this post. Come on, help me out here. I want a new pipe more than I want new undies.
So my wife recently finished the wash and says.
“Honey, you need to buy some clothes.”
“No. I don’t need clothes.”
“OMG. LOOK AT THESE? They are full of holes and thread bare.”
“NO.”
“OK, then I’ll buy them for Xmas?”
“I won’t wear them.”
“Please?”
“NO.” You wanna buy me something? Buy me a new pipe.”
“You can’t wear a pipe?”
“Now your definitely wrong. And to prove it. I’m putting this conversation on the pipe smoking forum. Let’s allow the experts to chime in on whether or not smoking a pipe is akin to wearing a pipe.”
“If The majority say yes, I win and you buy me a new pipe for Xmas. If you win, you buy me a new pair of undies, or two?”
“Your crazy.” You think people are going to respond about this?”
Well, she finally agreed to this post. Come on, help me out here. I want a new pipe more than I want new undies.
