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winton

Lifer
Oct 20, 2010
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Seriously! I have been over 18 for thirty years. Apparently, kids now sniff super glue. FYI, I also bought a $.97 bottle of nail polish remover. If you have ever superglued your fingers together, or to a table, you will understand.
Winton

 

plateauguy

Lifer
Mar 19, 2013
2,412
21
I will never see 60 again, and I had to show ID to buy cold medicine at Walmart. What a sad state of affairs.

 
Dec 24, 2012
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I am 44 and was carded at a bar in Vegas a couple of weeks back. I mean, really? I have a beard and look like Grizzly fricken Adams. Then the chick (who looked almost prepubescent) spends the next 3 minutes scrutinizing my Canadian driving license while complaining how difficult it is to read. I wasn't sure it was difficult for her to read because of the size of the type either. I did ask her whether there was anything she wanted me to translate from Canadian for her. All I got was a steely eyed glare.

 

dochudson

Lifer
May 11, 2012
1,635
12
it has nothing to do with age.. the acetone in the nail polish remover is evidently used to make crack. when scanned the register tells the clerk to check for ID.

 

winton

Lifer
Oct 20, 2010
2,318
771
Dochudson, it was the glue that got me in trouble. I had no problem with the nail polish remover. The last time I was carded, it was for buying gas additive in the automotive area.
Winton

 

mso489

Lifer
Feb 21, 2013
41,210
60,459
The check out man at Target asked my birth date for buying wine (we don't usually

by wine at Target but this was pretty good). Then he took one look at me and

entered some arbitrary acceptable age and told me not to worry about it. So at least

this guy was processing information and reacting accordingly. He'll pick up a better

job soon, and the replacement won't be as sharp. So it goes.

 

papipeguy

Lifer
Jul 31, 2010
15,778
35
Bethlehem, Pa.
I get carded at Yankee Stadium at the beer counter. Feels good for a 61 year-old to be asked. They're just covering their asses although it'd be nice if they said I looked good for my age. Oh well.

 

kyriefurro

Starting to Get Obsessed
Jul 14, 2013
223
3
Several years ago (ok, almost 20, but who's counting :wink: ) I was working as a blackjack dealer in a small casino. One evening the table I was at was dead so I was standing there bored, watching the action at the other tables when I noticed a young looking Asian lady sitting at the very end of another table. I looked, and I thought, and looked some more, and then called the pit boss over.
Me: "Has anyone carded that lady on Table One?"
Boss (looking her over): "Oh I'm sure she's....oh....hmmmm....maybe I better double check."
Turns out she was 54! After the pit boss finally convinced her we were serious and really weren't sure about her age, the lady tipped me $20 for the compliment :D

 

hfearly

Part of the Furniture Now
Oct 11, 2012
822
2
Canada
When I lived in Seattle last year everyone got carded everywhere all the time. Even my 76 year old grandpa in his wheelchair. I talked to the bouncer and she said nothing she can do it was the law. I call bullshit...

 

bryanf

Part of the Furniture Now
Jul 16, 2013
742
8
Good tips on the glue and nail polish. Personally I have always preferred huffing gasoline. Have to give it a go.

 

winton

Lifer
Oct 20, 2010
2,318
771
It turns out I am not mature enough to buy super glue. I managed to glue the bottle to my finger. Good thing I also bought the nail polish remover to remove the glue.

 

zekest

Lifer
Apr 1, 2013
1,136
9
If you were getting $7.75 an hour to check IDs, you too would check EVERY one's ID.
Sad fact is you need ID to purchase super glue, but not to vote according to the US government.

 

rcstan

Lifer
Mar 7, 2012
1,466
8
Sunset Beach NC
For the alcohol part: in Alaska EVERYONE gets carded for the simple reason that on one's second DUI , one would get issued a no alcohol sales restricted licence/identification. Even though I live in SC now it's habit for me to present ID when buying alcohol.

For the glue, cold medicine, gas additive, Drano etc, perhaps the reasoning is to make sure you're old enough to huff glue properly or cook meth.....

 

pipingruotsi

Starting to Get Obsessed
Aug 6, 2013
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0
I can see both sides of the issue. On one hand, it's absolutely ridiculous and would be laughable if it wasn't so annoying. On the other, having managed a wine shop for 3 years, it's a big deal if someone gets lazy and doesn't card a cop's undercover plant.

Once, I carded John Randle (former Minnesota Viking quarterback killer) just to be sure I was seeing who I thought I was seeing. hehe That's right, Mr. Randle. You may be a giant and famous and made more money than I'll ever see, but if you want that wine, you have to give your ID.

 

dermotfahy

Starting to Get Obsessed
Jul 14, 2013
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in Alaska EVERYONE gets carded for the simple reason that on one's second DUI , one would get issued a no alcohol sales restricted licence/identification.

How long does the restriction last?

 

rcstan

Lifer
Mar 7, 2012
1,466
8
Sunset Beach NC
Forever, AFAIK. Some say it's a good thing, others beg to differ. It also makes it prohibitively expensive for one to operate a motor vehicle ( mandatory SR22 insurance or ignition interlock on your vehicle ).

 

metalmilitia

Starting to Get Obsessed
Aug 14, 2013
128
0
About a year ago (i was 27 and I had my 4year old with me) I got carded at wal mart to buy an R rated movie

 

voorhees

Lifer
May 30, 2012
3,834
939
Gonadistan
When my wife picks up pipe cleaners at WalMart, she gets carded. They don't card for the decoration type......seriously, so what makes them card for the real ones.

 

ssjones

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May 11, 2011
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I got carded at our local grocery store last week buying..........wooden matches. It seems in Maryland, you have to be 18 to buy matches. I'm 52.....

 

pchitti

Starting to Get Obsessed
Aug 26, 2013
193
1
Central Texas
I got carded for Fable the video game when I was 25. Dress shirt, tie, and slacks with my 13 year old nephew.
Im 30 now and still get carded for tobacco regularly and R rated movies. I do look younger than 30 but 18? Really people, im just short. lol

 
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