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I got married! :) :) :)

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  • Started 1 month ago by georged
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  1. georged

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    It's true!!!!

    The thread I started last week titled Female Beauty Icons Then & Now unexpectedly changed my life.

    Here's the quick version:

    In searching social media for examples of today's most beautiful women for that thread, I came across one in particular who---from out of nowhere---set my heart on fire.

    I texted her, she texted back, we met for dinner, things got, well, frisky , I proposed, she accepted, and we bought a house and moved in together this afternoon!

    It was just like a Hollywood movie! I didn't go LOOKING for love, and certainly didn't expect to FIND love, but... it found me! How cool is THAT???

    And is she ever effin' gorgeous! Easily the most beautiful Social Media Woman the 21st century has produced so far. A living, breathing iconic personification of everything that visually matters these days.

    (I know Kevin is a bit of a player, but even HE is gonna be jealous )

    Say hi to KVIIIlyn:

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    Dogs live such short lives... and spend most it waiting for us to come home
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    You are one lucky alientologist.

    Ubi Ignis Est?
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    She's uh... ummmm.... how do I say this? Yeah, ok. She's.... oh f*@# it. Is that a female Predator?

    Not sure which of the two is more sexy... hard call.

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    Sea Wolf Pipers

    "Like the mariners of old, a loner is acceptable but a pipe is best enjoyed in a pack"
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  5. workman

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    Congrats man. She's stunning.

    Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
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    Now we really know who got into the cleaning fluid!

    Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you.
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    Enjoy many years of visits to the Botox doctor!

    Al

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    You’ll never need a defibrillator after waking up to that in the morning.

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  9. scloyd

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    Congrats. Does she smoke a pipe?

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  10. the85boro

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    My condolences. But, if she is here then who is running Hell?

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  11. didimauw

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    This is not what I wanted to wake up to...

    "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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  12. the85boro

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    The hideousness of that face will haunt my dreams forever

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  13. rmpeeps

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    ~ ~ ~ female Predator?

    More Redundancy

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    "RUN AWAYYYY, RUN AWAYYYY, RUN AWAYYY!!!!!"

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    Oh man, I'm feeling queasy now...

    The pipe smoker formerly know as agnostic pipe
    "Fried food, hard liquor, and tobacco, that's the holy trinity!"- Stacy Keach
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  16. mrenglish

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    Those lips...

    Michael
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  17. prairiedruid

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    Talk about a wedding that requires an open bar.

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    George has a thing for those lips, he keeps picturing his dick between them.

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    Wow, you got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout. I hope this is all about photoshop.

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  20. georged

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    That aint it. You guys are just jelly an yo rashin makin me tight. KVIIIlyn be valid, yahurrd? a real one. The slaps. So we be schlitty.

    An Harris you a nasty boy. That aint nunya. No cap.

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  21. mso489

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    Okay, okay, and congrats.

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    The hideousness of that face will haunt my dreams forever

    Pretty much.

    Really, please put a warning in the title. Way false advertising, George, but all good wishes for a happy union.....

    I know that you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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  23. cigrmaster

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    George, don't be projecting your lip fetish on to me. Ok you're right, I'd let her blow me.

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    George, the bitch ugly!!

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  25. bnichols23

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    married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout.

    Well, WE don't know -- maybe her last name IS Jackson! }}:)

    B

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  26. georged

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    OK.

    She saw this thread and left me.

    She said my realworld friends were probably as mean as my online ones, and left me...

    I even offered her $500,000 to stay and she instantly said yes, so I gave it to her in cash in a suitcase. Then I went to the kitchen for a bottle of champagne to celebrate Phase Two of our Reborn Love... but she was gone (along with the suitcase) when I returned.

    I can't believe it! What will I do now?

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  27. the85boro

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    Count your blessings that's what!!

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  28. prairiedruid

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    So we be schlitty.

    Schlitz beer; bringing men and "women" together since 1849!

    Posted 1 month ago #

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