How To Tell If You Own Enough "Royal Yacht"

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deathmetal

Lifer
Jul 21, 2015
7,714
32
Analysis says: You do not. Buy more Royal Yacht immediately.
Mods, you can lock this thread now. The answer never changes.

 

tinsel

Part of the Furniture Now
Oct 23, 2015
531
7
Do you own ALL of the Royal Yacht in existence?
No. So buy more Royal yacht. :)

 

deathmetal

Lifer
Jul 21, 2015
7,714
32
I like your spirit.
I have this dream where I'm driving along a lonely country road. It is foggy out and silent. Ahead of me a truck is stopped. I pull in behind it and I see the driver running toward me.
"We're under attack by zombies!!!" he says, and I look and see a horde of decomposing slack-jawed zombies approaching. I hand him my shotgun and open the truck.
It's nothing but Royal Yacht. Boxes of it filling every space but a 2x2 area with a chair and matches.
I shut the doors after me and light up... outside the sounds of zombie mayhem fill the air.
I don't care. I have the Royal Yacht. Humanity will have to fight for its survival without me!

 

pruss

Lifer
Feb 6, 2013
3,558
370
Mytown
1) Check cellar for tin of Royal Yacht with one bowl taken out of it.

2) Confirm presence of said tin.

3) Nod wisely.

4) Walk away from cellar satisfied that you have enough Royal Yacht.
-- Pat

 

tinsel

Part of the Furniture Now
Oct 23, 2015
531
7
1) Check cellar for tin of Royal Yacht with one bowl taken out of it.

2) Confirm presence of said tin.

3) Nod wisely.

4) Walk away from cellar satisfied that you have enough Royal Yacht.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76p_ncbffCE

 

tinsel

Part of the Furniture Now
Oct 23, 2015
531
7
In all seriousness ... I went to my nearest B&M a few months ago. They only carry Dunhill tins and OTC blends. I was going to pick up my usual tins of Dunhill Flake and they were out. I already had more than enough Nightcap, so I grabbed a tin of Royal Yacht just to buy something and help out the store.
It changed my life. I start every single day with a bowl of RY and often have another one (or 2) during the day.
Pruss, if you don't like it that's ok. I won't hold it against you. More Royal Yacht for me :)

 

pruss

Lifer
Feb 6, 2013
3,558
370
Mytown
It's not that I don't like it... It's just that I like other tobaccos more. That and the fact that I don't smoke aromatics very often.
*grin*
*duck*
-- Pat

 

cigrmaster

Lifer
May 26, 2012
20,249
57,280
66
Sarasota Florida
According to Pipestud 400 tins is enough in your collection. I kid you not, he has that many. If Steve reads this thread, maybe he will tell us an exact number.

 

gmjabsky

Starting to Get Obsessed
Apr 3, 2015
152
0
I need to be in the proper mood for Royal Yacht, seems to come around about once every 90 days

 

jmatt

Part of the Furniture Now
Aug 25, 2014
770
74
I have two tins. Neither open. I've never yet tried Royal Yacht.
Should I?

 

peteguy

Lifer
Jan 19, 2012
1,531
908
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Smokes Royal Yacht

 

tinsel

Part of the Furniture Now
Oct 23, 2015
531
7
I have two tins. Neither open. I've never yet tried Royal Yacht.
Should I?
Absolutely not. Send them to me for proper disposal RIGHT AWAY!
On a related side note, if you have unopened tins of Jackknife Plug, send them in for disposal as well...

 

phil67

Lifer
Dec 14, 2013
2,052
7
I believe Stalin has quite a few tins buried with him. Should have some good age on it by now if you wish to dig him up. If by chance you do toss a tin to me as I'd love to try it!
Leave the body, take the Royal Yacht.

 

deathandtaxes

Starting to Get Obsessed
Jun 29, 2014
218
1
Indianapolis IN
http://briarfiles.blogspot.com/2008/06/featured-pipe-smoker-joseph-stalin.html
Spealing of Stalin

Item two on the list, which may be related to the previous item, is that he liked to smoke Dunhill's Royal Yacht. RY is a famous, or infamous, blend of various Virginias, but with a "unique flavor" added. It is this "unique flavor" which some find horrendously offensive, but others enjoy. I guess RY is about as controversial as a pipe tobacco can get.

 

theediabeticman

Starting to Get Obsessed
May 5, 2014
237
0
I am around 125 tins and a solid 40 are royal Yacht....

I do believe I'll have to take Pipe Studs advice

Oh and everyone regarding the JDRF Auction, please note that you can send me tins of Royal Yacht and I am pretty sure that would count as a charitable contribution

 
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