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  • Started 9 years ago by hauntedmyst
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  1. hauntedmyst

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    How to wash a toilet

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

    6. Have some one open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

    Sincerely,

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    Posted 9 years ago #
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    I knew they had to be good for something.

    I love it.


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    Overall, angoras work best. However siamese seem to create more agitation for those stubborn stains.

    I won't see any communication directed to me here. I'm no longer active at this forum.
    Posted 9 years ago #
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    You can always use more than one!

    Posted 9 years ago #
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    That was good Hauntedmyst... I had to e-mail it to a few friends.

    As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
    Posted 9 years ago #
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    LOL! That was great. I was expecting a much shorter post after reading the headline. Something like, "Tell wife to clean the toilet."

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