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How Men's Room Sign Should Be!

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  1. jvnshr

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    It was my cousin's wedding ceremony 2 weeks ago and I saw an amazing sign showing men's restroom in a wedding venue. My smartphone was broken so I had to take the photo with my old but loyal phone. Sorry for the crappy photo.

    Here comes the question, try to guess the sign of women's restroom.

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    try to guess the sign of women's restroom.

    ...an ashtray?

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    ...pipeholder!!

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    ...an ashtray?

    Unfortunately, it wasn't tobacco related I was also excited to see something interesting, but it was a lady thing, which can be also used as a weapon.

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    hmmmm...

    it wasn't tobacco related

    ...a pocketknife? Ha ha!

    I'm anxious to see what others guess.

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    A woman's dildo ...... with size "D" batteries.....serious personal weapon. Yes, the internet has ruined me.

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    High heel stiletto?

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    Ashdigger, I am a little concerned at how you labeled that "A woman's dildo." What other types are there?

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    Cosmic. I clearly stated the internet had ruined me.

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    Yeh, just as soon as I posted the above, I thought, "I really don't want to know the answer to that," Ha ha!

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    ...and I hope that by "ruined you", you didn't mean... Uhhhm, nevermind.

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    What other types are there?

    Do you REALLY want an answer to that question?

    "We have an unspoken, mutual understanding to ignore the things we hate about each other so we can continue to enjoy the things we love about each other."
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    NO! Ha ha

    :::Cough cough:::, oh look Mothernature had a good guess!

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    I wonder if there are any young guys who don't recognize a tobacco pipe when they see one. After a few beers, that might constitute a crisis.

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    Gerbil Dispense Machine?

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    I was in a dinner that once used a horseshoe pointed up and one pointed down as the gender signs. So, I had to ask a waitress, and she said, "The pink door is for girls, stupid."

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    "The pink door is for girls, stupid."

    You could be forgiven for that. Pink was a boys color up until the twenties and no real divide of pink and blue the other way happened until WWII.

    Given your age and naivety regarding bedroom toys, it could be reasonably assumed you simply didn't know

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    ...plus a poorly lit dinner, and deteriorating eyesight. And, what about colorblind guys?

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    a shopping bag, no, how about lipstick, umm a purse, or dollar signs, i give up, what is the womens restroom sign?

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    or dollar signs

    Hahahaha

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    but it was a lady thing, which can be also used as a weapon.

    Her mouth.

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    Credit Card

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    Marriage License

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    Am I getting warm yet

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    Hey! That last post took me to the nice, round number of 300! Drat. I ruined it by posting again

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    Congratulations!! I can fix your post count by deleting your last post, but then you'd have to never post again to keep from messing up my hard work.

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    A tampon

    KEEP ON PUFFING!!!

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    Nah. Post counts are overrated and meaningless anyway.

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    Vibrator?

    KEEP ON PUFFING!!!

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    Car Keys

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    Birth Control

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    Mothernature got it right.

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    Lady Stockings

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    Wedding Ring

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    I liked my choices better

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    It wasn't a pocketknife? well...

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    Sorry for the disappointment guys, it was something like this

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    They are sort of similar... in an elementary sort of way. Not very Freudian though.

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    Anyone else want to feel the power of my ESP?

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    Anyone else want to feel the power of my ESP?

    That might explain my ED.

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    TMB, I am just seeing your answers. "Her mouth" is my favorite

    Also, coyote's "tampon" was a good one. Get it?

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    That might explain my ED.

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    Nice!

    Nowhere in the world will such a brotherly feeling of confidence be experienced as amongst those who sit together smoking their pipes
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    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/72/ce/d9/72ced97c8cde9ace7be50239ded3f85d.jpg

    One symbolic of man's stimulus to reach up and out into the universe.

    And the other eager and quick to step on it.

    PS: After you paid for the shoes.

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    Some of the more senior members of PM.com would have immediately known the answer to the OP's quiz.
    And they also would reasonably surmise that the wedding venue mentioned was probably Chinese-related in some way.
    Here's a link to the Aug., 2011 article explaining it.

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    as if I could kill time without injuring eternity. -- Thoreau
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    Thanks for the info and article Cortez. Actually it was a local traditional wedding venue which has no relation to Chinese tradition. I just guess the doors were imported from China. That might explain it.

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    A stern look of disappointment?

    "Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong." - Corinthians 16:13
    "Let us be English or let us be French . . . and above all let us be Canadians." – Sir John A MacDonald
    "The world was to me a secret which I desired to divine." - Frankenstein, Mary Shelley
    Posted 2 years ago #

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