Homestead Studio Suites = Pipe Friendly

My girlfriend and I just went away for an overnight vacation (both of our jobs prevent us from going on a 'real' vacation). So we stayed in a Homestead Studio Suites in Fishkill, NY. Much to my delight we had accidentally been booked into a 'Smoking Room.' My eyes lit up when the desk attendant told us the 'Bad News.' To be perfectly honest, I didn't know these types of rooms were still available, especially in a chain hotel. The decor was modest, there some burns in the carpet but the staff was friendly and accommodating and the room was clean.
I can not speak for all Homestead Studio Suites, but if you're ever in Fishkill, NY on business (Fishkill isn't really a touristy place), then I would recommend this hotel.
If you have a larger budget, the Poughkeepsie Grand in Poughkeepsie, NY as has smoking rooms as well.
Full Disclosure: I am in no way affiliated with either one of these hotels, I'm just a happy customer sharing some good news.

We went to Cracker Barrel and ate meat loaf. There is a water park up the road a bit. Otherwise, Fishkill is a stopping point on the way to somewhere more exciting or a just a business destination. I think I would skip the Tuetels as well. Your best bet is to find a liquor store and just hang out.

I'm not suggesting that the Hudson Valley is only for going to this hotel and drinking and smoking behind locked doors. There are many very great things to do from the FDR Presidential Library in Hyde Park, hiking on Breakneck Mountain in Beacon, see some art at Dia also in Beacon, minor league baseball with the Hudson Valley Renegades, come to New Paltz to have a pipe and a pint with me, etc. I'm not saying that there is nothing to do, but if you're only there for a night, there really isn't a lot to do within walking distance of the hotel district.