This doesn't have anything with pipe smoking..It's late Friday nite though and I thought I would throw it in for general reading.My son is a truck driver.He goes pretty much all over the country.He called me this afternoon.I asked him where he was.He said he was leaving Chicago headed to Michigan.Then he told me that he was doing 12 miles per hour.It took him 2 hours to drive the 40 miles to get to his stop for the nite..And I thought Carolina traffic was bad.