Kevin,
I just realized that the day you're going to give your pipe speech is CINCO DE MAYO!!!
So in celebration of this cheesy day of stereotypes, I came up with the following stereotypical things you can do to WOW THE CROWD!!!
1. Wear a sombrero and one of those big multicolored shirts and when you walk up to the podium, say "HOLA AMIGOS!! COMO ESTA USTED??"
2. Make sure you are carrying maracas in one hand and a pipe in the other.
3. Start growing a huge fu manchu mustache. Totally vatos locos.
4. If someone asks you a question from the crowd, just respond by looking confused and say "no habla Ingles!!"
5. Buy everyone a round of margaritas.
6. It is ill advised to say "andale, andale, arriba" when you leave the stage. That might be pushing it.
Anyway, buena suerte amigo!! And don't worry about all this stuff being politically incorrect - if you were giving your speech on St Patricks Day, I'd insist that you dress like either a leprechaun or the lead singer of House of Pain, and if it was Easter, you could wear a rabbit outfit.
I just realized that the day you're going to give your pipe speech is CINCO DE MAYO!!!
So in celebration of this cheesy day of stereotypes, I came up with the following stereotypical things you can do to WOW THE CROWD!!!
1. Wear a sombrero and one of those big multicolored shirts and when you walk up to the podium, say "HOLA AMIGOS!! COMO ESTA USTED??"
2. Make sure you are carrying maracas in one hand and a pipe in the other.
3. Start growing a huge fu manchu mustache. Totally vatos locos.
4. If someone asks you a question from the crowd, just respond by looking confused and say "no habla Ingles!!"
5. Buy everyone a round of margaritas.
6. It is ill advised to say "andale, andale, arriba" when you leave the stage. That might be pushing it.
Anyway, buena suerte amigo!! And don't worry about all this stuff being politically incorrect - if you were giving your speech on St Patricks Day, I'd insist that you dress like either a leprechaun or the lead singer of House of Pain, and if it was Easter, you could wear a rabbit outfit.