OK, this is an oldie, but it still makes me cry my guts out laughing, so thought I would share for those few who haven't seen this little gem yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqvOzrbFbv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqvOzrbFbv4
There's even a generator out there to help you make your own.
Best line for me, too! Hilarious!"Now I have to smoke Royal Yacht like that asshole Stalin." LMAO
To quote my grandfather, "never let the truth get in the way of a good story."I mean, saying that Stalin smoked thus and such works in the joke, but we need the truth to allege this IRL