"Here's my new hat. I wear an XL so I had to get Double D's to make it look right."
I thought that I was well-versed on men's hat types: Homberg, Fedora, Porkpie, Panama, Derby, Boater, Campaign, Trilby, Tyrolean, Top, and Bowler, but until today I had never heard of a Boobler!
"You need to leave those tomato's in the sun to ripen!"
They look plenty ripe to me!