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Happy Christmas from The Standard Tobacco Company of PA

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  1. condorlover1

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    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, carbon neutral, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... ...and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2019, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this planet great, [not to imply that this planet is necessarily greater than any other planet or is the only planet in the known or unknown universe], and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

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    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal and is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him/it's self or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

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    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

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    Feliz Navidad

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    Smoke What You Like, And Like What You Smoke...Regardless Of What Anyone Else Thinks...
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    Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

    Ubi Ignis Est?
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    Thank you Kevin!! Lol

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    Kitten Natividad to all at STC of PA!

    A man without a shillelagh is a man without an expedient.
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    Ok Simon, I accept your disclaimer and wish you the same. So happy whatever, and thanks especially for the War Horse Bar!

    The pipe smoker formerly know as agnostic pipe
    "Fried food, hard liquor, and tobacco, that's the holy trinity!"- Stacy Keach
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    Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
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    What can you expect from an angel with an even dirtier face & soul? }:) Yer jes' a mess, Ash. }:)

    Jolly Holly & Happy Haagen-Dazs, y'all's!

    Head Black Frigate keelhauler, boss powder monkey, & troublemaker 1st class.
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    And Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you, from a Limited Liability Character.

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    Marry Chrismus

    “It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest”
    Adam Smith
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    Klaatu barada nikto

    Gunner, Black Frigate. Say "Hello" to my little friend!
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    Merry Christmas to all and bite me if that offended you!

    “The Road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began.
    Now far ahead the Road has gone, I must follow if I can
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    Google'd "sexual preference of the wishee." and this came up...

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    Merry Christmas to all and bite me if that offended you!

    trout...I'm offended that you aren't offended by your own offenses!

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    I have realized that I was so wrong eco man. I will spend the next hour on Huffingtonpost and listen to CNN to get me back in line.

    Happy appropriate seasonal greeting to all.

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    on Huffingtonpost and listen to CNN to get me back in line

    Ahhh, the centerpieces of the RSN Network (Real Snowflake News Network)

    But let's not bring politics into this discussion, it's a pipe forum for god's sake!

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    I just want to know how you got the picture of the Board of Directors of Standard Tobacco of PA. That is a very closely guarded secret and our board meetings are almost akin to masonic rituals! Its like the secret ingredient for War Horse Bar is similar to the formula for Coca Cola and known to only one individual and is never written down. That being said if you bribe Jim Inks with several pounds of a quality blend he will probably tell you whats not in a War Horse Bar.

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    Merry Christmas to You and Your beloved ones where-ever they might be as of today,truly outstandingly created wishing card', at your permit,I'd happy to copy it for my future use.

    Best Greets, Paul
    (15f..with truckloads of snow,never expected,)

    Paul The Scandinavian'
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    Paul feel free to copy for future use. I have a Swedish translation of it if you want me to email it to you!

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    Merry Christmas to you and yours

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    he will probably tell you whats not in a War Horse Bar

    EVERYONE already knows what's in this mix...it even says it on the Tobbacoreviews site, it's

    "Other / Misc"

    I've heard the "Other" tobacco is the best, especially when it's topped with "Misc" flavoring!

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    Happy Christmas, Simon!

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    Merry Christmas!!!
    Don't care what you put in the Bar, but I like it!
    Think I'll go smoke some Green right now.

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    hyvää joulua!!!

    And Santa's outfit is actually blue

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    Ho ho ho...

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    Merry Christmas!

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    Simon, I know the secret ingredient, in War Horse it’s safe with me.

    The Old Cajun
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    Simon, and everyone else, Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!!

    Thank you for Warhorse Bar!!

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    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to STC of PA.

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    I think that should be taught to all Walmart greeters and cashiers to share with all their happy customers.

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    ^ Only if they're trained to say it all super fast.

    “Bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.” – George Carlin
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    Ho ho ho...
    That's tough to call Simon a "HO"! He got around a lot, but it is Christmas and you should at least try to be nice...

    "the weez"...
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    Happy and Merry Everything and Whatever to everyone!

    It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

    It is pointless to argue with a fanatic since a dim bulb can't be converted into a searchlight. - Jesse Silver
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    Merry Christmas!

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    This post belongs on display in a museum. Merry Christmas!

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    Play Ball!

    Neal
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    Merry Christmas to all of you at SToP!!....... Thanks for all the great blends!.............

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgwiT5DCttM

    "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dream..."
    Willy Wonka
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    Aaaaaa-men! As the bard said: Happy and joyous every day for all the freaking holidays! (Very loosely paraphrased.)

    I know that you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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    Best holiday post yet. Merry Christmas and all that jazz.

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    Mele Kalikimaka!!

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