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indianafrank

Part of the Furniture Now
Oct 15, 2014
950
5
My wife keeps telling me to put the toilet seat down.
This morning I went into to the bathroom after she had used it.
When I came out I told her.
“Do me a favor. Please leave the seat up when your finished.”
That is my new mantra.
“Please leave the seat up“. I may even post a sign over the toilet.
“Please leave the seat up.”
I think I will start a “Please leave the seat up” day.
I’ll print “please leave the seat up” tee shirts, coffee mugs, bumper stickers and Frisbees.
Make it a national seat up holiday.

 

jfox520

Part of the Furniture Now
May 24, 2013
927
0
What I want to know is what she through at you after you said that.

 

radio807

Can't Leave
Nov 26, 2011
444
7
New Jersey
For all of their other capabilities, you'd think that by now women would have learned how to work the toilet seat. If it's up, why can't they just put it down? Seems straightforward to me. I don't bitch when I find it down (I just pee on it).
BTW, ponder this: If a man utters a statement in a forest and his wife isn't around to hear it, is he still wrong?

 

pipebaum81

Part of the Furniture Now
Nov 23, 2014
669
235
A non-tobacco related meme applys here
funny-men-messy-girls-toilet-seat1.jpg


 

phil67

Lifer
Dec 14, 2013
2,052
7
My God indiana, now your getting into a confrontation at home, and... with a women no less. Worse yet, your wife!

You sure seem to go out of your way looking for unseeded friction in life. By the way... did ya get that whip yet? :wink:

 

dottiewarden

Lifer
Mar 25, 2014
3,053
57
Toronto
My God indiana, now your getting into a confrontation at home
Somebody's getting a rep!
That's a bit insensitive and harsh Newbie
Maybe 2.
@indianafrank
I'm with ya on the whole seat up/seat down thing. I usually have more important things to worry about, like what I'm about to smoke next!

 

indianafrank

Part of the Furniture Now
Oct 15, 2014
950
5
newbie said "Maybe yous could give Louie the job to make the t-shirts and bumper stickers?"

I say good idea!!!!!!
jfox520 said "What I want to know is what she through at you after you said that."

She threw words at me. And they hurt more than a physical object.
phil67, really there was no friction involved. After my wife screamed at me for a few minutes I simply put the toilet seat down. Everything was cool!

 

Chasing Embers

Captain of the Black Frigate
Nov 12, 2014
43,255
108,359
Got three females in my house, lost that battle years ago....big part of the Daniel Boone National Forest in my backyard though! No seat debates back there! :mrgreen:

 

indianafrank

Part of the Furniture Now
Oct 15, 2014
950
5
chasingembers, my neighbor has a wife, and 5 daughters. He to lost the seat battle years ago.

 

johnnyreb

Lifer
Aug 21, 2014
1,961
612
You got too much drama in your life, Frank!
Ever see the Jack Nicholson movie, "About Schmidt"? I gladly put the seat down cuz when "Momma ain't happy, nobody's happy!" And you know what that means! Seems to me a small price to pay, for me to be happy too! When it come right down to it, I don't give a damn about that toilet seat! Get my drift?

 
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