In the words of Basil Fawlty ....... 'Right, fine, that's it!'. I am so fed up with the winter and the never ending cold I have decided to relocate out of New York to somewhere warmer and more pleasant to avoid next years winter weather offerings. I don't think I could live in Florida as that is like a launch pad to the after life and all those 'Early Bird' specials at restaurants would totally feck with my mind. The seminal idea of being chatted up by Rita Swartz, late of NY city in her boob tube who is a widow whose husband Maurice was 'something' in the rag trade fills me with horror. I am sure you know the type, they have had so many face lifts you realize the bumps under their eyes are their nipples. I looked at the Carolina's and bits of that don't look too bad but I think I might consider New Orleans. Statistically speaking it is 72% cheaper than NY, it has many bars that allow smoking and the food is perfect for a fish eater like myself who doesn't often indulge in meat consumption. Anyone got any thoughts on NOLA?
