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God and Harley Davidson

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  • Started 2 years ago by hauntedmyst
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  1. hauntedmyst

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    The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.

    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

    God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? '
    Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

    God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

    Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'
    God said, 'Ah, yes.'

    'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !
    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
    3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

    5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

    'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

    God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

    The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

    'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.

    A tattoo on a beautiful woman is like graffiti on a Ferrari.
    Posted 2 years ago #
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    Nice

    Congress seems to believe that 'Children are our future' is a phrase coined by tobacco advertisers.
    Jef I. Richards
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    good one

    "The fact is, squire, the moment a man takes to a pipe, he becomes a philosopher. It's the poor man's friend; it calms the mind, soothes the temper, and makes a man patient under difficulties. It has made more good men, good husbands, kind masters, indulgent fathers, than any other blessed thing on this universal earth."
    -"Sam Slick, the clockmaker" aka T.C.Haliburton
    Posted 2 years ago #

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