Fur and Feather get your oil out of my gulf

Apparently British Petroleum thinks the Gulf of Mexico is a fine place to dump oil. I have therefore placed the entire British Empire on my official shit list.
OK OK I know I know....it's not Great Britain's oil. BP is really just Ammoco. But still I gotta be pissed at someone and the British seem like a decent candidate.
Fur and Feather I'm giving you a rare exception since you seem like a fine fella.
Yuck

It later occurred to me that by mounting a boycott of all Great Britain I would be voluntarily swearing off Gawith and Hoggarth blends.
Ah....never mind.
I'm all for taking a stand and all. But conviction can only go so far.
Instead I'm going to boycott Canada. Close enough I figure and except for their bacon and the rare Labatt's I won't be sacrificing much.

I heard on the news tonight that they tried to pur a box over it. Didn't work.
So now some time later this week they are going to use a top hat. Yes they call it a top hat. Big giant one.
If that doesn't work they are going to....wait for it...wait for it....do a "junk shoot". Basically shoot a bunch of old tires and beer bottles (I'm not making this up) at the leak.
Really?
That's the best we can do?
What we're out of duct tape?
Hey I know!
JB weld the MFer. JB weld will fix anything.
I'm not saying we should shut down production. But christ weren't any of these ass clowns ever in boy scouts? Be prepared.
I was obviously just razzing Fur and Feather about the British thing. But I am going to make an effort not to buy BP gas. Accidents happen. I get that. But this level of lack of preparedness and effective response is unforgivable.
Plus, where am I 'sposed to get affordable shrimp now? This is a crisis.

Glad it gave you a chuckle fur.
Was certainly intended to be light hearted.
Good to see ya.
RJ