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  • Started 3 years ago by indianafrank
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  1. indianafrank

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    The Jack Schitt Family Tree. In case you were not aware of this famous family, and their genealogy.

    Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt.

    O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Schitt.

    Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt and then two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, named Bull Schitt.

    In the meantime, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers.

    The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Bird Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

    So, now you know Jack Schitt and his family, in case someone asks.

    I don't know where I'm going...but sooner or later I'll get there.
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    I met several of them in the music business.

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    Don't forget their pets, Cat and Monkey Schitt.

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    I take it these people primarily smoked Tambolaka?

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    "I take it these people primarily smoked Tambolaka?"

    That, or Mixture 79.

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    Well, thanks. I get the Schitts now.

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    What Schitty story!

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    Giva Schitt had an attitude problem, therefore the Schitty Attitude of renown...

    "the weez"...
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    I suppose they all live up in Schitt's Creek...

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    "Fried food, hard liquor, and tobacco, that's the holy trinity!"- Stacy Keach
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    Without a paddle. Stupid Schitts.

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    This is getting to be some deep Schitt.

    If my daughter married into the family, she would be a Schmitz-Schitts.

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    In my neck 'o the woods, downtown Dilltown, Pennsylvania is legendarily home of the Hieney Winery. It's a family business owned by Thor Hieney and his lovely wife, Ima Hieney. Their son, Big Red Hieney tends the vineyard

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    You forgot to mention Thor and Ima's daughter's Sweet and Glorious.

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    OK, long wondered about this: Wouldn't it be worse to be down Schitt's creek without a paddle? If you're up creek, you can float back down, unless it's a tidal creek, but then you have only to wait.

    I know that you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
    Posted 3 years ago #
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    If I recall, Pisa Schitt was very close to the Febranes and Otto-Luk families.

    jpm - you are absolutely correct, down a creek is worse.

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    Posted 3 years ago #
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    I think their horse is well known. At least around my parts.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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