"Aren't you getting a little personal here, asking about a man's knockers?"
I wasn't asking about HIS knocker, but, rather, about his wife's. No, wait, that didn't come out right. I mean about that on the ashtray which his wife purchased for him.
Funny, though...aren't there usually two?
@ huntertrw My wife's knockers are just fine thank you. The one on the ashtray should probably be replaced. I am thinking about leaving that way just to keep it original.