But he said he wanted to try something that would really E his MC squared so I sent him a Condor plug! Poor old fellow, I guess he wan't up to the old N bomb and I did tell him to go slowly. Damned and he was such a great raconteur. :|
Actually Sparks that should read 'Smoking Condor can kill unless you are .......' and then it should say 'HM Government Health Warning. Always wear scarf and wrap up warm in cold weather' or something like that to be a bit more cheerful!