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For the caveman in you !!

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  1. disinformatique

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    For chronic cases of Cavemanism !!

    Eventually, Dr. Louis Leakey developed an oral vaccine and 'cavemanism' was eradicated, much like 'polio' and 'polite discussion'.

    Albert Einstein was once quoted as saying, “I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgment in all human affairs.” One of the reasons behind this statement is that pipe smoking is meant to be a slow leisurely activity. It takes patience to smoke a pipe. Unlike cigarettes and cigars, there is a certain amount of technique to smoking a pipe. Where cigars and cigarettes can just be picked up, lit and puffed on, pipes require the development of a technique in order to get the best smoking experience.
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    It has not been fully eradicated though, which would explain some of the people I've worked with in the past.

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  3. madox07

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    Myeah ... we can see them in Romania all the time, in traffic, parking, etc etc. We could use a vaccine around here ...

    Sea Wolf Pipers

    "Like the mariners of old, a loner is acceptable but a pipe is best enjoyed in a pack"
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    Dude, some of us aspire to Homo Erectus.

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    That would certainly explain the snowflake epidemic.

    I like coffee exceedingly.
    - H. P. Lovecraft
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    madox07
    My ancestors:

    Gap-toothed, slack-jawed, mouth-breathing, drooling, knuckle-dragging, slope-headed, inbred, Carpathian hillbillies.

    I am the same, except as a Rocky Mountain hillbilly. I need to order some Fuxley's Homo Erectus Knuckle Softener.

    sasquatch

    Dude, some of us aspire to Homo Erectus.

    Yeah, the Caveman on the label is not carrying a club! (Homo erectus tripodus?)

    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
    Specialization is for insects!" - Robert Heinlein
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    God...you folks need a life! What am I talking about...I posted on it too.

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    It's not an illness, it's a developmental stage. Every male person who has been 15 years old knows the symptoms.

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    It's not an illness, it's a developmental stage. Every male person who has been 15 years old knows the symptoms.

    I read John Locke and kept a pocket calendar when I was 15. Pretentiousness is a different kind of stink!

    "An thou hast them, smoketh them!" -An Old Philosopher
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    Where can I find this set. I want one!

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  11. disinformatique

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    @sasquatch Na bro you need a Homo Erectus with Erect Quail

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