Chuck Norris Memes, Anyone?

claypipesarchaeologist

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Post your favorite Chuck Norris memes, jokes, or clips here. I'll start with my favorites:
Chuck Norris has a Kodiak bear rug in his bedroom. But it's not dead...it's just afraid to move.

 

cobguy

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Oct 18, 2013

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I think some of the "early years" memes are funny:

 

antbauers

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antbauers

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buzkirk

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In his first Acting role, he got beat up by Matt Helm (Dean Martin) I think the movie was The Silencers .
Tom

 

claypipesarchaeologist

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Hahaha! Love the young ones.
Chuck Norris v. Bruce Lee, huh? Bring it on!

 

claypipesarchaeologist

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Here's a good anti-Norris one:

 

philobeddoe

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Oct 31, 2011

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Before he goes to sleep, the Boogeyman checks for Chuck Norris under his bed at night.

 

antbauers

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yaddy306

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When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.

 

andypandy

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I heard Chuck Norris' tears cures cancer...

They tried to name a street after him, but they couldn't because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

 

northernneil

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I heard Chuck Norris' tears cures cancer...

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Too bad he doesn't cry!

 

agnosticpipe

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The solution to North Korea! :mrgreen:

 

claypipesarchaeologist

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They tried to name a street after him, but they couldn't because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

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That's a new favorite!

 

mrenglish

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• Sep 6, 2014

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OK, what does meme mean?

 

phil67

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huntertrw

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The result of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick!

 

blueeyedogre

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When Chuck Norris jumps n a lake he doesn't get wet..... The lake gets Chuck Norris'ed.

Oh....... And lone wolf Mcquade would kick Walker, Texas Ranger's ass.

 

huntertrw

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"This could only be the work of Chuck Norris!"

 

andrew

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