That was brilliant, good job.
In my last job, the boss said this year he'd decided to give us Christmas bonuses (for the first time). We were all happy because as techs, we worked a LOT of unpaid evenings and weekends. Christmas came and went, no bonus. Later the boss mentioned the awesome bonus he'd given us, we said there hadn't been one, he said oh, he forgot, arr ha ha, isn't that funny?
I'd been paying back a $1,000 workplace loan for longer than I thought I should, asked his personal assistant if I'd paid that back already, she looked it up and said yes, they owed me the extra I'd paid. She printed me out the page from the books where I'd paid it off, and didn't redact the line that showed her getting a $25,000 cash bonus for Christmas. Ho ho ho.
Glad you're getting the baccy instead of detergent and a sack of potatoes